eggpathy

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apple reviewer and also other things

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Reviews

Goldendoodle
Goldendoodle

what are we even doing

11/5/2026
Breaking Bad
Breaking Bad

they should call it breaking good because i

11/5/2026
Crochet
Crochet

i'm bad at it

11/5/2026
Northern cardinal
Northern cardinal

least favorite bird to see in the net. they bite so hard ouch ouch ouch. but you can't deny they are beautiful

11/5/2026
Ruby-throated hummingbird
Ruby-throated hummingbird

however small you think they are think again. they are snmaller

11/5/2026
Harm
Harm

bad but sometimes can be good in certain contexts if you think about it maybe

11/5/2026 · 1 comment
Hermit thrush
Hermit thrush

polite in hand but poops bright purple everywhere

11/5/2026
Tufted titmouse
Tufted titmouse

cute but they bite really hard

11/5/2026
Papyrus (Undertale)
Papyrus (Undertale)

oh yeah

11/5/2026
Gala (apple)
Gala (apple)

standard like the fuji but has a less fun name so it loses half a star

11/5/2026
Pollution
Pollution

can't stand it

11/5/2026
Millipede
Millipede

nice

11/5/2026
Girlfriend
Girlfriend

i have a girlfriend she kisses me for a long time

11/5/2026
Money
Money

nuanced and hard to call this early into the game

11/5/2026
Apple
Apple

not only yummy but also cute as well

11/5/2026
Evolution
Evolution

probably my favorite thing ever if i had to pick one

11/5/2026
Sturgeon
Sturgeon

fascinating, ancient, and beautiful

11/5/2026
Gnat
Gnat

important for the food web and stuff but i just don't like them :/

11/5/2026
Monkey D. Luffy
Monkey D. Luffy

the best to ever do it

11/5/2026
Pikmin 2
Pikmin 2

gaming masterpiece

11/5/2026
Warbler
Warbler

quite possibly one of the best groups of birds

11/5/2026
Duck
Duck

quite possibly the best group of birds

11/5/2026
Sun
Sun

i love you

11/5/2026
Haley Stevens
Haley Stevens

bad

11/5/2026
Sinosauropteryx
Sinosauropteryx

fucking awesome

11/5/2026
Water
Water

very important and good to drink also

11/5/2026
Ruddy duck
Ruddy duck

my favorite animal but i cannot give it 5 stars in good faith because it is problematic

11/5/2026
Agriculture
Agriculture

makes food (good) but kills earth (bad). kind of a tossup

11/5/2026
Cat
Cat

i love these

11/5/2026
Dodge Charger
Dodge Charger

genuine douchebag car from hell. every time i see these on the road i seethe and mald

11/5/2026
Fuji (apple)
Fuji (apple)

the most basic an apple can get. standard in flavor and texture

11/5/2026
Megan Thee Stallion
Megan Thee Stallion

QUEEN

11/4/2026
PinkPantheress
PinkPantheress

MOTHER

11/4/2026
Red Delicious
Red Delicious

not as bad as people say but quite the unpleasant apple to consume. mealy and sandpapery with leather-hard skin. leaves your mouth feeling dry and nasty. the flavor is alright quite alright past these things. i would rather eat a red delicious than have no apples at all

11/4/2026
McIntosh (apple)
McIntosh (apple)

my favorite apple! skin is quite hard but the soft and sweet flesh is worth the mildly unpleasant exterior. i have yet to find an apple with better skin that tastes this yummy. the hardness of the skin also makes for a lovely crunch sound when biting.

11/4/2026
Peeler
Peeler

fun to use and useful but kind of scary!

11/4/2026