eggpathy
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what are we even doing
11/5/2026they should call it breaking good because i
11/5/2026i'm bad at it
11/5/2026least favorite bird to see in the net. they bite so hard ouch ouch ouch. but you can't deny they are beautiful
11/5/2026however small you think they are think again. they are snmaller
11/5/2026bad but sometimes can be good in certain contexts if you think about it maybe
11/5/2026 · 1 commentpolite in hand but poops bright purple everywhere
11/5/2026cute but they bite really hard
11/5/2026oh yeah
11/5/2026standard like the fuji but has a less fun name so it loses half a star
11/5/2026can't stand it
11/5/2026nice
11/5/2026i have a girlfriend she kisses me for a long time
11/5/2026nuanced and hard to call this early into the game
11/5/2026not only yummy but also cute as well
11/5/2026probably my favorite thing ever if i had to pick one
11/5/2026fascinating, ancient, and beautiful
11/5/2026important for the food web and stuff but i just don't like them :/
11/5/2026the best to ever do it
11/5/2026gaming masterpiece
11/5/2026quite possibly one of the best groups of birds
11/5/2026quite possibly the best group of birds
11/5/2026i love you
11/5/2026bad
11/5/2026fucking awesome
11/5/2026very important and good to drink also
11/5/2026my favorite animal but i cannot give it 5 stars in good faith because it is problematic
11/5/2026makes food (good) but kills earth (bad). kind of a tossup
11/5/2026i love these
11/5/2026genuine douchebag car from hell. every time i see these on the road i seethe and mald
11/5/2026the most basic an apple can get. standard in flavor and texture
11/5/2026QUEEN
11/4/2026MOTHER
11/4/2026not as bad as people say but quite the unpleasant apple to consume. mealy and sandpapery with leather-hard skin. leaves your mouth feeling dry and nasty. the flavor is alright quite alright past these things. i would rather eat a red delicious than have no apples at all
11/4/2026my favorite apple! skin is quite hard but the soft and sweet flesh is worth the mildly unpleasant exterior. i have yet to find an apple with better skin that tastes this yummy. the hardness of the skin also makes for a lovely crunch sound when biting.
11/4/2026fun to use and useful but kind of scary!
11/4/2026