doorknoblicker

they say I'm an energy vampire so that must mean I am sexy and mysterious

I imagine it's like having the best orgasm of your life

Shungiku Nakamura is a hack

I love when things that annoy me fall from grace.

one time I got high and had a panic attack at the same time and I kept thinking 42=Jesus

thanks for lighting up the night and giving us tides. we luv you

I am what I eat, which is why I look like a fucking loaf

should be done AFTER marriage, you degenerates

the greatest invention in history

pretty good for porn until they banned it and the annoying preachy users broke containment and escaped. all that is left is a cavern full of silly queer people and Muppet Joker.

terrible employees. you can't even break their spirit because they don't understand you yet

fuck these people for being funnier than me

disparity between adults is whate- wait, isn't that a picture of Macron and his groomer wife?

one of the last few bastions of the old school internet

He gives me bad vibes and his status in scientology is awful, but at least he puts all his psycho energy into acting instead of actively trying to kill us.

Kaeya and Capitano are on this page therefore instant 5 stars

THATS MY WIFE

checkmate, liberals

Very cute and unapologetically poppy. YOU GO GIRL

That edgy anime you watched as a kid with fansubs and thought was really cool and mature, only to watch it decades later and realize that it's actually crap.

I enjoy shipping the dads together. Where my Charlisle fans at

anime had me convinced it would happen when I get turned on, but it DOESN'T!

an ancient relic best left behind

the Judas/Jesus doomed yaoi

13 years of waiting just to end on another cliffhanger lmao

best generation. the internet during our day was peak humanity

simultaneously ruined my life from the amount of money I've spent but also made it better. I've made a lot of good friends because of this game.

Actually pretty good. I feel like the second half drags a bit, but I'm fairly satisfied.

I can't get rid of any of them.

better than actual porn. you don't see real people and the sex can be extremely creative

fuck this fuckass mouse stealing a spot from some actual child and leeching off a family despite being able to fucking DRIVE. though considering the parents were fucking dumb enough to adopt a mouse that lives a maximum of 2 years, maybe they deserve each other.

not allowed to die

has given me severe anxiety but also makes naughty things hotter

I'm too poor and unmotivated to own one

stops people from doing bad things, but stops me from doing fun things like jaywalking and arson

American icon

god I love buying shit but I hate using my money

actually a skill that takes years of practice. do it enough and you can climax more than once per session!

does a lot of stuff for NYC but when is he going to fix MY burrough (I live in Texas)?

like the anti-Mamdani

very important but also very scary imo

literally me

best shakespeare adaptation everyone can fight me on this

his people seemed to hate him but I am very concerned about the fact that his wife groomed him at 15

got bored watching and dropped after 7 episodes but the fallout when the manga ended was the funniest thing ever.

everybody's opinion is wrong except mine

I was dragged to watch this but I actually really enjoyed it. I like how chaotic the sisters were in this one. they felt extremely close compared to the older one.

everything reminds me of her...

when I see a loli, all I can think of is all the gross things I did as a kid like picking my nose, walking barefoot, and not washing my hands. children are gross creatures

very hit or miss genre. it either delivers or you zoom through the sex scenes because of how poorly written they are.

everybody looks hotter in panties. men should wear them more often

you look really cool smoking one

the lady with the dead son reminded me of a foot

done absolutely dirty when it first came out. screw you pokemon fans for just now realizing this game was GREAT!!!

helps me remember the fun times in my childhood instead of all the times my parents fought

finally, literature on my level

worst support ever. they're acting like a DPS. and being a DPS irl is bad

I have to confess that watching this was what radicalized me

RIP benjamin franklin you would have loved tinder and pornhub

I've never done it but reading m/m smut is pretty cool

he's single I might have a chance

he's single I might have a chance

followers and history are mixed, but their aesthetic is PEAK and the clergy positions are great material for media. Give em a weapon and they become badass. Give em a demon who they have a tense encounter with and it becomes hot as FUCK.

underrated. my goddess. my universe

He gets 3 stars because the way he died was very thematic.

Y'all gotta clean your river. That's your goddess! She's probably pissed!!!!

I am here for the picture. goddamn

an icon from a happier time on the internet

I'm pretty sure they're the reason why I can now find shoes that fit my ginormous cis woman feet, so thanks guys!

we trade porn with each other, it's great

tried this at a popeye's and the entire kitchen came out and beat my ass. fuck this motto

it's shit but all my favorite porn artists in Asia use it, so I'm stuck here

reminds me of human flesh