dirkfunk

this can be soothing and grating at the same time which is neat but also it can feel ominous sometimes

i dont like this flavor in any of the mediums or states it has been presented in but its a fun color

cool creature but i dont know if it really does anything interesting

nice to do in a toilet, urinal or on a tree but not nice to do if you’re sleeping or otherwise unprepared

fun activity to do by yourself

sometimes this is helpful advice but sometimes i think you can judge a book by its cover

some emoticons arent very good but some are really great like this one :o)

its nice to see a mouse if hes outside but its not nice if hes in your house

cow tools

if you want a top tier experience then there is simply nothing better than this

really good to drink if you’re thirsty or want a nice beverage but theres also the possibility of drowning or getting wet

made a lot of cool music and seems like a fun dude even if he allegedly killed a child with voodoo in brazil

really good to eat if you’re hungry or craving good food

a fun thing to do by yourself or with your friends or loved ones but sometimes it can get a little scary

one of mans greatest inventions

seems cool but also this is what george bush was doing

neat thing to read about but i probably wouldnt like if it happened to me

good lamps and sculptures

sometimes i have to get out of my bed before im ready and i dont like that

most fruits are good but theres some that arent as good

sometimes its funny to laugh at but most of the time this is for dorks and losers

sometimes your wife is annoyed about you rating things so you yell across the apartment “how many stars would you give silliness” and you both get a really good laugh out of it

sometimes it says i have 5g on the subway but nothing will load so i mostly think 5g is fake

Pretty

sometimes it too spicy

nice material

i love my wife

Would give no star if possible

Nice to look at

Cool

I dont like that this tastes like dirt

Sometimes basketball makes me angry but also I Love Basketball

Bad thing to have on your foot

I like to drink it

Pretty cool