detective

"No more all-nighters," I say, actively planning the next one in a week

Does not receive enough credit for inventing OCD

This is what peak female performance looks like. Sorry to hurt the feelings of all you beta cucks out there.

Would you still love me if I were Piano Concerto No. 2 in C Minor, Op. 18: 2. Adagio sostenuto

0.5 stars deducted; novel so perfect that I am annoyed it is not actually infinite

Will spend the remainder of my life thinking of Doctor John H. Watson

There is a degree of neurosis so debilitating that it loops around to give you singular access to the hidden natures of the human mind