dereves

love finding my tattoos in the wild

10/10 pet

proceed with caution

the one time i saw one i got cursed because it was of the fleabag variety

someone call adam scott

i forgot how to do makeup. it burns IT BURNSSS

biting fruit until it bites back

friend-shaped

loved it less than i expected

they gave me drugs and stole my tits

dick battle

their juice is red like blood! a glorious species, encountered one close to halloween (perfect timing) while on vacation. it was more than twice as big as my hand and it so fleshy and drippy and bloody and perfect. for a sweet moment i was the artist and it was my muse. will always remember, will never forget

imagine it

it's hoa hoa season

strap-to-cockus

used to weirdly fascinate me. still does

very formative in various ways (good and bad)

inhaled an entire box of them just now

pressed play on 1x02 just now

free palestine

top tier ingredient if you're brave enough

i love these little guys sm i got them tattooed

offical grieving corner of the 2026 ao3 shut down incident

entering craving levels of garfield

fake cloud i've been deceived !

the flour on the table that's left from baking

highly erotic

great invention for people who like their food chopped up in tiny bits so in mixed dishes every ingredient fits onto a spoon and you get the full culinary experience

overrated variety

had one of those as a child. lil onion layer dolls

chin

elite plant juice coffee combo

sometimes i let mold grow in my leftover mugs just to look at it

papa owns it

do not recommend

when i scream at object it screams back so i know it's there. ain't that nice

gonna have a post-mortem photoshoot during my funeral. face beat, ass out, grieving family and friends posing in the background. there's gonna be printed mugs and stickers to take home

people all over the world love putting things in dough. boiled, steamed, fried,... things in dough yummy

shadow by mike oldfield

at this moment comfortably situated in my extremely cozy bed

changed my life

wym you eat animals . in the year of 2026 ?? in this economy ??

this website is made for these people (me)

twitter dot com

nature giving us this for FREE

better than coca cola

so crunchy /pos but so mean (allergy)

another weird sensation in the autistic body

real life helly r

TEETUS YEETUS (it's been 3 years yayayayay)

died for a bit a while ago. got itself resurrected and now it's worse

just fried some in the pan with some oil. nice and crispy