deadweightforward

7am at mcdonalds on the drive to coquitlam, mom's (not very good) birthday at costco, a very sunny day in montreal, dusk at an albertan campsite

Big Beautiful Notification i await you

princess of wasia

please like he's my friend

honk shoo mimimimimimi...

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR CANKER SORES AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

i hope we get the rest of them

my problem is that i always want a butterfly pea milk tea with grass jelly and jasmine foam or some shit

huge for the quiet

paws at u

hello static cling cat. i hold you close to my heart

gets a little too much sometimes

reliable and timeless. what more could ya want

Nine-Nine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

add in a loving amount of olive oil, grated parmesan, and balsamic vinegar for the perfect breakfast with mom (leave your yolk runny for optimal bread dipping)

i do want a cookie actually!

keeps the doctor away

toss your mullet in a bun, drink some red bull, put on some nickelback, and handle it

UNDERSCORES IM SO DRUNKKKKKKKKKK

goated

like sunrise at grandma's and after school meals with mom

COMO SE DICE IM TRYNA FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we could have been so good together / we could have danced this dance forever

its nice to be so close

my mom loves these

taking a walk :) :) :) :) with :) the little guys :)

i miss you more than ever

dry...

i feel clean and light

more suicidal than ever. im a pro at ts doe 👀