cutieswagusa2004Alec loves this, and by association, so do I. Stonewall Kitchen Wild Maine Blueberry Jam to be specific (I think. 89% sure, actually, 94% sure. Where would I have gotten the name from?). Yes, it says jam, but he called it preserves so like shut the fuck up okay? This is the man I love. He told me about it on a phone call as he was grocery shopping. I love to hear him speak. I loved the way he said "preserves" I love him so much. I got some at my local grocery and it was so yummy (4.5/5 stars because I felt a little fat and sad after all the sourdough and jam I ate). He's so smart. He loves all the right things. I love Alec. I love blueberry preserves. I love him and his blueberry jam so fucking much. I'm going to masturbate.
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