cub

my dad's old laptop he lent to me always had viruses.

I have a paranoia disorder

lolcow so sad , so interesting tho. . rip king cobra lol

my kiwibird fren :o)

I'm a cub

:o)

I like it

yummy yummy yuum

is everywhere

i listen to it every morning with my dad, he turns it up loudly so we can’t hear the keys jingle or things tap in the car because it drives him crazy

i don’t want to go back

used to inflict nosebleeds on myself to get out of class back in elementary school. i have permanent little marks inside of my nose from scratching and puncturing it so much. 4/5 worked everytime

e l f

eff her gently with my chainsaw

i liked it a lot when i was younger

really fun , really hated , it’s really performative but it’s really fun..

women don’t do that. they’re all smooth

not real

hurts to open. fun to pop

the big light at the sea

:) squeak

poke poke

the best friend!