creakyboardz

i actually found a piece of paper on a backstreet in Cleveland that told me i permanently won the game so get fucked losers

rad as fuck

YEAAAAAAAAAH

guy loves 2 things in life ~ finding "acceptable" lolcow targets ~ pedojacketing trans people who gave you background music for free notice i didn't say "making youtube videos"

LOL get fucked loser

i miss them every day

peak autism rock

GOAT COME BACK

this game is solely responsible for basically shutting down friend VCs for weeks at a time whenever it updates

all the characters are goated it's just that all my friends won't stop talking about this game exclusively and it makes me want to die sometimes

this is why band kids are like that

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is The Ball Passing Thru Your Legs Real Hahahaha Just Use Your Hands Like Grasp It Haha

sonic boom that ripped a hole in the spacetime continuum and changed the entire world forever

more bands should waste as much major-label money as possible on cocaine, tutus and unnecessary redos of every song

1 star docked for Jimmy's extracurricular activities but this band's sound is irreplicable and also technically responsible for me meeting my current partner

i was in a Discord call with her once where she was super drunk and I was absurdly high on grey-market edibles. and that was probably one of the most impactful nights of my life

greatest writer of all time no contest

i spent a few months in 2025 listening to this album almost exclusively on my way home from class. despite how dark that time was in general, this is probably the most consistently happy time of my life so far.

there's a lady in my head and she calls me studmuffin

convinced me as an impressionable 14 year old that avant-garde bullshit will always have a space in pop music

pretty alright but still mad about WCSB

if i ever have kids i'm gonna force them to play this and tell them this is what the bush era was actually like

Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos can singlehandedly save me from a depressive episode

life-saving elixir of the gods

finding deep meaning in the design of the world around us, in a way that even the designers didn't intend. thousands of people helped design this rail or these stairs, now I will conquer them.

literally the most goated slur of all time

so good

It's the reason why Folx, Freddy Got Fingered, and Fightcade exists.

ME! ME! MEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!

great to eat, great to shove your dick into

changed my life. thank you autism guru tom green

giving it and getting it is equally pleasurable

get that neovag, girl. hell yeah

got posted on here once, was too uninteresting for them to care

anyone can crave to be the oppressors if you poke them enough

lol

ride or die for my favorite band of all time brother

love u so much friends&