cosmicgallant

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Reviews

Bed
Bed

huge fan!! laying in one as i write this. sometimes there is a cat there too.

11/4/2026
Cat
Cat

overall really positive impression of these guys, but i think we could stand to tweak the fact that sometimes their breath smells like missing people for no reason and that they vomit compressed tubes of their own hair onto the bed. otherwise solid effort!

11/4/2026
Death
Death

generally unfavourable attitude towards this one except for when it’s funny or when it happens to people i don’t like.

11/4/2026
Whale
Whale

solid addition to the roster, big fan of the fact that they always sound like they’re shopping at their favourite store but are trying to stay chill about it. removed one star for their lack of portability.

11/4/2026
Sexual intercourse
Sexual intercourse

overrated but justifiably so, like the godfather or breaking bad.

11/4/2026