christie

i barely know 'is head!

i read all of miss macintosh, my darling by marguerite young and all i got was this stupid t-shirt (and a photo of me balancing it on my head)

the whole operation underwater

whenever it is that i get a dog, i want one of these little eraserhead babies

zounds (god's hounds)

i wouldn't recommend this as an ethical way to spend your time

i like some of his songs, but annoying guy. legend has it that if you go around the side of certain brighton cafes (especially those belonging to the trading post franchise), he jumps out like the winkie's demon in mulholland drive, then your memory of the incident is immediately erased

sometimes works. too expensive and if i drink too much it's a dice-roll whether i get upset about random shit or not

my drug of choice but also i want to cut down my usage

saw this way too young, but i respect the artistry of even being able to do this with your ass

my dyspraxic ass could never use one

very formative but also i have to dock a half-point for everyone who tries to imitate his writing being really bad at it (including me at 20/21) as well as a few misgivings i have

they have physically assaulted me on numerous occasions and stolen my food then gloated about it to their friends, but i still love them

make good album covers again and i'll give you an extra half star. also i've unfortunately seen the sexual harakiri film he directed

i wish there were as many walruses in the united kingdom as there are seagulls

here is some cold soup instead of the animal

i don't mind him but the beatles were bigger *gets shot*

inadequate. however it happens to be the building-blocks of writing, which is also inadequate

would be way better if it wasn't so easy to have a dennis cooper novel happen to you if you go into the wrong queer spaces

i don't listen to him that much but anyone who publicly stated "let's all get him" about woody allen deserves my respect

they shut down AO3 to suppress my fanfic

this is what my life could have turned out like if i wasn't careful

two stars deducted for the AI backgrounds at her recent concerts. one star re-added for "you're being a penis / colada, that is"

the cut-off point is like 2001 in terms of my five-star assessment of her musical output but nonetheless

“Au Pays du Cocaine” is French for “I Pay for Cocaine”. This means Cameron Winter of the band Swans is currently in possession of cocaine. Please investigate @DEA

a proscribed terrorist organisation

fuck twin peaks

i'm sure we could talk it out over coffee

max penis lol

I saw this guy at R-Bar in Brighton. No wonder it's closing down

(the prodigy voice) I'm the woman doctor, devil woman doctor

i've read thousands of pages of him and i still don't know what his deal is. and i plan to read thousands of pages more

she hated my instagram post

???

i've been neil and brian and neil and brian and neil and brian again / and still nobody wants me (clap clap)

once met this guy and got him to sign dennis cooper's the sluts because i forgot to bring the cd of his i owned. i recommend meeting him too