Muscovy duck
Muscovy duck

Review bychiptid2026-11-04

If any species of animal on Earth were to be my arch-enemy it would be THIS FUCKING THING they're so strange and peculiar and so fucking angry I swear they have a vendetta against me specifically. They HISS and they BITE!!! at least their ducklings are cute and chill af

7 comments

vanity2026-11-04

I like them and I like when they are rubber and take baths with me :)

chiptid2026-11-04

The rubber ones get a pass Avoid the actual creature at all costs

vanity2026-11-04

@chiptid You should try giving them breadcrumbs. My girlfriend likes breadcrumbs. Giving them to ducks I mean. My girlfriend is not a duck.

chiptid2026-11-04

@vanity Actually it's very bad to give birds bread of any kind. I would recommend giving them seeds and/or generic cereal like cornflakes instead

vanity2026-11-04

@chiptid My girlfriend likes Corn Flakes!

filthy2026-11-06

@vanity not being any sort of aggressive or anything, but any sort of bread products are really, REALLY bad for birds. it provides literally zero nutrients for them, so their stomach is essentially full of **nothing**. look up angel wing syndrome!

vanity2026-11-06

@filthy My girlfriend is an angel!

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