chewinggum

need one asap and donald trump’s gonna be the first name i’ll write

a rare exception to my otherwise hostile relationship with red fruit

waiting patiently for the day it gives me accurate directions instead of delusional expectations

can take you places, most of which don't actually exist. a blessing and a freaking inconvenience

wish mine wasn’t so fertile

searched for “narcissistic lunatic who can't tell the difference between governing a country and playing god” and this odd-looking old man popped up

not my fcking fault your ego can't survive a conversation without making yourself the main topic

yes

dogs are overrated, cats are simply superior

makes you look like you haven't showered properly, and it's a nightmare to get off

has no business looking like a renaissance painting

one star for the impressive variety of memes he provided us with, minus half for his lack of contributions to literally everything else