cervidologist

4 followers · 5 following · 61 logs · 4 lists

zoologist specializing in deer

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Lists

get 2 know me19 items
cervid life list3 items
cervid rankingRanked · 5 items
fav animals13 items

Reviews

Chris Hansen
Chris Hansen

have you guys seen his 9/11 coverage.

11/6/2026
Cat
Cat

hehe..yay :)

11/6/2026
Dyke (slang)
Dyke (slang)

THIS IS DYKE SHIT BITCH TAKE YOUR SENSITIVE ASS BACK TO SAPPHIC

11/6/2026
Volkswagen Tiguan
Volkswagen Tiguan

nothing will ever top this

11/6/2026
France
France

could be better

11/6/2026
Leopard seal
Leopard seal

insert video of that one trying to feed a guy a penguin

11/6/2026
Character.ai
Character.ai

back in the day when this was brand new and before everyone knew ai was bad I watched my friend go on here and convince various bots that 9/11 was actively happening and they were in the towers.

11/6/2026
Tornado
Tornado

are we sure the first few seconds arent fun? Like the first few spins?

11/6/2026
Menstruation
Menstruation

ow

11/6/2026
Voyager Golden Record
Voyager Golden Record

I like to go on a website that has all the audio and images and think about being alive.

11/6/2026
American Murder Song
American Murder Song

murder ballads of 1816 = peak??!? 😨😨

11/6/2026
Death threat
Death threat

not getting enough of these

11/6/2026
Cheese
Cheese

better than cocaine.

11/6/2026
Secretariat (horse)
Secretariat (horse)

somehow secretariat got something to do with this.

11/6/2026
Haru Urara
Haru Urara

every single day of my life I think about the man in the shining star of losers everywhere who said he didn't kill himself because of her, or the woman with cancer who said Urara gave her courage, or the man who was on the brink of getting fired and took the day off to watch her race. her impact can not be understated. I love this stubborn bath hating girl.

11/6/2026
Mucho Macho Man
Mucho Macho Man

a win for feminism.

11/6/2026
Animal Kingdom (horse)
Animal Kingdom (horse)

THE BEST TO EVER DO IT

11/6/2026
2026 United States elections
2026 United States elections

SCOREBOARD! SCOREBOARD! Aw what happened to your friend? Hey I know that guy I kill him he cry like a bitch!

11/6/2026
Eucestoda
Eucestoda

A bitch cant even be hungry anymore in this economy

11/6/2026
Chronic wasting disease
Chronic wasting disease

not cool

11/6/2026
Yucatan brown brocket
Yucatan brown brocket

possibly the unwokest deer. Stolen brocket valor.

11/6/2026
Marsh deer
Marsh deer

looks gay

11/6/2026
Cervalces latifrons
Cervalces latifrons

criminally underrated

11/6/2026
Yuri (genre)
Yuri (genre)

beloved by many appreciated by few.

11/6/2026
Boys' love
Boys' love

they have got to be over 45 or whats even the fucking point

11/6/2026
Federal Emergency Management Agency
Federal Emergency Management Agency

would fix a plague of locusts by sending a plague of birds.

11/6/2026
Cook Out (restaurant)
Cook Out (restaurant)

you arent alive until youve had cook out

11/6/2026
Boeing 747
Boeing 747

you will never be her.

11/6/2026
Western North Carolina
Western North Carolina

I WILL DIE FOR MY COUNTRY WNC.

11/6/2026
Appalachia
Appalachia

I WILL DIE FOR MY COUNTRY APPALACHIA.

11/6/2026
Père David's deer
Père David's deer

when you get to heaven but its chinese

11/6/2026
Microsoft Excel
Microsoft Excel

if you hate excel please seek help.

11/6/2026
Butch (lesbian slang)
Butch (lesbian slang)

everyone get more butch NOW

11/6/2026
Musk deer
Musk deer

not a deer. dont piss me off.

11/6/2026
Chevrotain
Chevrotain

not a deer. dont piss me off.

11/6/2026
Woman
Woman

HOLY PEAK

11/6/2026
Jerboa
Jerboa

what the hell is your problem man

11/6/2026
Hatzegopteryx
Hatzegopteryx

ok big head

11/6/2026
Quetzalcoatlus
Quetzalcoatlus

should come back and eat people i dont like

11/6/2026
September 11 attacks
September 11 attacks

was bad.

11/6/2026
Zoology
Zoology

ANIMAL.

11/6/2026
Fish reproduction
Fish reproduction

(sexual parasitism) PEAKKKK

11/6/2026
Triplewart seadevil
Triplewart seadevil

fish but awesome

11/6/2026
Blue whale
Blue whale

the southern united states on November 3rd 2026

11/6/2026
Sperm whale
Sperm whale

mm yummy squid

11/6/2026
Orca
Orca

doesnt it suck to be alone? to be a loser? i guess ill never know feel the sun feel the wind feel the blood in your veins FEEL THE AURA

11/6/2026
Cougar
Cougar

A GOUGAR

11/6/2026
Pileated woodpecker
Pileated woodpecker

🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺

11/6/2026
Ivory-billed woodpecker
Ivory-billed woodpecker

please come back PLEASE

11/6/2026
List of Sanrio characters
List of Sanrio characters

every sanrio character election they destroy voting machines to steal votes from chococat.

11/6/2026
Pizza
Pizza

hungry hungry pizza for me. give me slice now.

11/6/2026
Autism
Autism

YOU HAVE 0 PERSONALITY. ALL YOU DO IS SEND PICTURES OF DEER.

11/6/2026
North Carolina Zoo
North Carolina Zoo

heard an elk bugle here on 11/1/26 and started hyperventilating because i was so excited.

11/6/2026
Elk
Elk

everyday i think about that park ranger going "he will kill you and we will not help"

11/6/2026
Polar bear
Polar bear

ok but was he in arlington?

11/6/2026
McDonnell Douglas DC-10
McDonnell Douglas DC-10

bring her back please ill do literally anything

11/6/2026
Reindeer
Reindeer

have you seen the insides of their noses. fucking sick and twisted.

11/6/2026
Obsessive–compulsive disorder
Obsessive–compulsive disorder

im really gonna get shot when i go outside this time guys trust me itll happen.

11/6/2026
Moose
Moose

theyre dropping moose out of helicopters in alaska #SCARED

11/6/2026
Genetics
Genetics

can we get to the punnet squares already

11/6/2026
Deer
Deer

holy shitttttttttttt

11/6/2026