calamitysheir

absolutely disgusting

my bestfriend loved it

I have been an emperor in a past life. no, I have been emperor in THREE past lives. I have also been an orphan. I recommend not being born

would

Used to be good but ever since they have a slop ass zionist as the ceo everything becomes more and more slop

too shu-centric and liu bei is overrated. he is the castorice of three kingdoms

ewwwww...shu.

btw pls never sell your little sister for political marriage because you'll meet them again in another life and you wouldn't be happy with your past decision

had a past life here. would not recommend. amazing time to be bisexual, though!

a shame for real men everywhere and I hope their balls got caught on their zippers every time they took out their penis to pee

depresi di jerman

whoever hurts my bro gets the fist (he gets a solid five because he's also my bro)

Oppenheimer more like Oppaheimer

kinda mixed feelings with the boom boom world ending stuff but he's my bro so I'm obligated to give him a solid five

If gothic fiction were a person, I'd do unspeakable things to it. With my girlfriend's permission, of course. We might even do a threesome.

The kind of pretentious that could be excused mainly because it's a critique to pretentiousness. I think the non-2012 tumblr kids missed this memo

My girlfriend loved this and I will rate everything they loved a 5 even if it includes Homestuck

Haven't finished reading it in all fairness but it's quite the banger thus far. Got me enjoying the Romans and I didn't even like Caesar salad

Loneliness and grief is circular and at the centre of it there is a monster. A very lonely one. More of a sad, haunting story than a horror story. It made you realise that everything circles back to those two things at the beginning: loneliness and grief.