bug_girl_flesh_eater

pain

hi, i'm a slime mold in a petri dish. can you give me directions to the nearest pile of oats?

under my skin

what do they see?

change the world, my final message.

it's coming

this vexes the vampire community

not sure about this

i am evil for being strong

i am evil for being weak

stock. goes. UP.

i'm sending signals into space. yep, the aliens called in to say they're coming to visit.

you are the red to my cyan.

per pale argent and gules, a chevron purpure between three mullets of five points sable

its a dog, or something.

it's okay to cry.

this glass IS half full.

for suspects, culprits, perps. maybe for me too.

the guardian of the gravel driveway.

i am trying to write a book, but every idea has been taken already.

stepped on a tetanus

stepped on a nail

if i was a horse i would be popping these bad boys all the time just to feel something

it gives my life structure.

don't forget me... machines get lonely, too.

they did this to me

they are shaped like people, they are holding hands, they are connecting the world!

goodnight

i am emerging

sorry guys, i dropped my... oh

the internet

buy buy buy buy buy buy buy

yes, i think i want to live inside of one.

i think they are angry because people keep chasing them. this is causing some problems.

sexy, hot, handsome and practical. men should wear these every day.

men are cute when covered in it

ooouuaa ouuuaaa oooo ooo ooo aaaaaa-ooooo

really underrated!

me when i BITE you

thank you, fish of the world -- sincerely, burn victims.