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Works.

Sexiest motherfucker in the known universe.

Cassius Clay was hated more than Sonny Liston, more than K.K. Downing, more than Glenn Tipton. Some like Jim Nabors, and some like Bobby Vinton. I like 'em all. : )

You know it.

Fuck it's good. Fuck. Fuck!

Should've called this shit George Orwell and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Once you start you just can't stop.

Never a fatter animal in the whole kingdom, and I love them all the more for it. I live in a country with a lot of them, so maybe one day I'll make the trip out to see them wherever they roam-though lay is probably the better words, the fat fucks.

Kinda orgasmic lowkey...

This shit is unpatchable

Hooked on it early.

I barely remember how to do it tbh, and it kind of weighs a little heavily on me. Oh well.

We're all a little guilty of it

Look at me looking at you. : )

Eh.

Best thing in the fucking world. Wouldn't be here without it.

Always there when you need it.

I wanna be where the people are...

Everybody's got one for sure. Trust me, I know.

THE UNDISPUTED GOAT: GEORGE HARRISON’S TOP.

Half of everybody I know is from here! And they're all lovely : )

I hope you had fun. I know you had fun.

I had a dream once where I not so much ate a bunch of ants but let them flow inside my mouth and down my throat, into my stomach. Tasted like sugar.

HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!

Two stars for second place. Shrug

Not a funnier thing since.

Okay, but if it does happen, I'm going to be the one to win it. Ok?

Get over it lmao

My first day at school is about to be the best day at school

Miss you every day!

Has no neck. Tilt their head up for them so they can look at the stars too, won't you?

A form of exercise!

Some people get to it a little sooner than others; debate is still up on whether one should feel left out or not.

God's bass.

Knew it.

In all of us: as fundamental aspects of our biology and psychology, as well as a capacity that we can either give attention to or take attention away from. A for effort.

The only superpower we as human beings have, and one that never ceases cultivation. Only animals don't feel shame.

Perhaps, and I mean this with the utmost sincerity, the most perfect animal in the entire kingdom. Horrific and beautiful, the mantis embodies the dual nature in every thing in the known universe. They are the reapers of the miniscule world. They are the peek behind the curtain of Mother Nature's workshop. Their world is movement, the final base level of all interaction. Their camouflage is their destiny, their competition is the refinement of their aesthetic. Once, one looked at me and waved it's tiny claw.

Perhaps the last iteration of the "honourable" soldier we will ever see, or one that will bother to uphold themselves to honour. Everything about them is perhaps the coolest thing you will ever learn. Practically invented the idea of flow state.

Bridge that binds wielder to victim. Tool of cyclical killing. Prominent figures, almost characters, of famous myth: Durendel, Joyeuse, Curtana. Differs little from ploughshare. "Hippolyta, I wooed thee with my sword, and won they love doing thee injuries..."

I never name mine anything normal. Peterson and Carmichael, like Venus and Earth, are forever bound in eternity as my lovely shit twins.

Somehow this doesn't fill you until you're bursting. Wow.

The me that matters more than the me outside. Coolest cover photo in the fucking world.

Every single Wiki on the internet is the most interesting and awesome thing in the world. You will never get tired of reading about random shit like bat skeletons or fruit in Malaysia.

Just a strange guy overall ... pushing it to the limit in all things except sensibility lol.

The joke here is to obviously ask why she isn't in love with me, or to deliberate over the mechanics of her supposed interest in any one client. Past the meme, we can take a look at our own split-second decision making mechanisms and ask ourselves just how much importance we place on the tiny little will-it-wont-it's of our daily lives.