bortellini

can never be assed to have this unless im with people

i thought it'd taste revolutionary. still funny tho

my dearest. my loveliest. my coziest. my sweetest. my prettiest. my heart my life my soul. mwah

big fan

i have to destroy this man's life

SNOOZEFEST

i use this to fail online job interviews

important stuff

precious

fun!

how the hell did they make this

demon convention

exciting!

one of the best that ever done it

i do this professionally 😎

i miss mine

ough my god

extremely cool looking lads

FUCK YOU ALL

gotta make the pilgrimage soon

Rotund

STOOOOOOP

i'm sick of inhaling other people's filthy smoke

I'm Sick and Tired of this Industry

can someone um. someone please um. my postal code is

excel is my prison, google sheets is my home

YEAH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm deeply obsessed with Blasphemy from his newest album and it's driving me insane. its lyrics are so fucked (and hilarious) but it's legitimately the greatest song the cure never made

why is it like this. i wish i could speak it

it's TORTURE adding songs to playlists on this app. it just straight up ignores you. and it randomly skips half of the first songs of albums? and i CAN'T log into my apple music account on browser because i don't have any apple devices. very stupid app! but it beats spotify i guess. also its layout just changed on my tablet and songs are finally full-screen so that's cool

brilliant. wish there were more of these around these parts

boxmaaan is running for preesiiideeeent boxmaaan is the number one candidateeee

another very fun number!

the og fun numbers!!

fun numbers!

LOVE his 9/11 song

not to be parasocial but i def would die for her

insane album cover but some of his best ever work

Inject Abed and Jeff's Weird Little Friendship Into My Veins

men will sit down to write a book on the fundamental horror of eternity and still find a way to make it all about how women want to sleep with them 😴

i knew stupid people would destroy the world but i didn't think it would happen in the literal climate apocalypse social collapse sense in the span of like two years

take me back...

THE BIG SHAQ FANDOM IS DYING LIKE IF YOU'RE A REAL UCKERS

one of the most important people who's ever lived. miss you forever king

love 'em to bits!!!

i adore this man. please stay safe forever

genuinely my idol. i want to be like them

my girlfriend

coolest people alive (me included)

beautiful stuff

Fuck everyone involved in the making of this

KETCHUP!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ SOUP AND PUREE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥💯

criminally underrated!

gromit! my GOAT!!

awesome stuff if you like supporting war criminals

i love you sylvia! i miss you sylvia!! bring back sylvia!!!

my location crush 😍💞

DELICIOUS

lowkey ruined my childhood

cute red cheeks like pikachu!!!

fucking hate having this!! 😁😁 i wish i could feel love!! 😁😁

just orgasmd a little

always a fun time!!!

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS GOD THANK YOUUUUUUUU

series 7 was lowkey the greatest series of any version of taskmaster ever

ough im starving you have to feed me a sausage beans and cheese bake

BEATULS

APARTMENT BUILDING NEAR KAWAGOE HIGHWAY IKEBUKURO 💯💯💯

sick stuff!!!

greatest manga of all time. shame there's no anime

he's my sunshine. my everything. the meaning behind my words. the oxygen in my blood. i love him and he loves me like no other. i know that in my heart

can this be the new poster of the movie

i usually love them but i just woke up and my dream was all about my 8-5 office job. -0.5 pts just for that

BOO

fuck off

HEAVEN ON EARTH

WOOF WOOF AWOOOO

SMART. MORE CROWS PLEASE