bigfatbug

stupid fucking word. the fantasy of a slur you're allowed to say

fucking stupid and makes baking way harder than it needs to be

clears all sodas

powerhouse. thank you for leavening my bread thank you for inventing soda thank you for making alcohol I don't drink the stuff but god damn she's good for cooking

the century egg is one of the great culinary underdogs. years of weird engagement seeking racism on YouTube has made her into a monster in the eyes of the layman* but the true seekers of flavor know that her dark and gooey visage is a true delicacy *barring, of course, Chinese (and neighboring) laymen

I like cars. I like cars a lot. but this sucks chunks through a straw

one of life's great miracles is that garlic did not evolve for us. and where would we be without each other now? it is hard to over state the importance of garlic in nearly all cultural cuisine on earth

one of the best root vegetables. try roasting with honey

inefficient

funny guy. nobody ever really characterizes him right as the weird creep he is they always just make him like a stoic wizard. this guy has powers because he's a failed attempt at making the antichrist he's fucked in the head

eh. not worth rating these.

blacklight WHO? these divas are just as interesting but nobody gives a fuck. there are huge sections of street on this earth that at night are MONOCHROME! how is that not awesome to more people? what's more you can have BLACK FIRE under the light of one of these. gagged.

bioessentialism. unenlightened.

ecological coin flip

love her but some people get a little too excited to plaster her all over something because it's computers

if it's canned in water it's less than dog food if it's canned in oil or tomato sauce it's godly

can never be serious for just one fucking second

all star fruit

I swear it doesn't smell that bad but it doesn't taste very notable either. kinda just a starchy mildly sweet fruit

friend I haven't met yet

kinda just looks like sexism but you made up new sexes

wouldn't be opposed to getting my hands on a few of these

this fucker is always pissing me off

well isn't that neat

badass

I like that shit yeah

the fuck

evocative

can't really say

no cia psychological warfare program is good. but this is such a hilariously bad idea and waste of fuckin money and I'd love to see the action figure

she has range

always intrigued me

i say we all lick the glucose off this thing till it shines

fuck this noise

kinda scary like hearing a bullet whiz by your head but it's also cool as fuck

waste of metal

really uncool of god to dump Adam and Eve into not just our world with like wild animals but the world of monsters and dragons and serpents. dramatic bitch

I don't think I'd like to run into one of these perverts

I ain't scared a needles

I always know who to call if something magical and Russian befalls me

one of the best sandwiches you can get

always up to some bullshit

cool but like what's it do for real

maybe scarier than Jeff the killer

honestly really good for not shitting on the floor/in pants

I don't think it's good what he's done

god jesus fuck

how do i give something six stars. i think carribean food is some of my favorite on this earth

now theres a dish that will always satisfy. the thin slices of lamb meat. the tzatziki. the onion. its indomitable its unbeatable

🤤

if curly fries werent known for their weird gross seasoning i would love every type of fry there is. do yourself a favor and head to your local gyro shop and order some fuckin garlic fries

this block of white goop is unlike any other. treat her well and she will guide you to a land of flavor

just when you think you know everything rice has up her sleeve she pulls some shit like this and keeps you coming back

now theres an interesting little dude

what is this kooky character up to these days anyways

ok no yeah yeah thats pretty good

i fw these supremely

once saw like 30 of these dot the horizon in the desert and it looked cool as fuck

once saw one of these take up like the whole sky made me fall to my knees

funny animals are integral to the human spirit

idk its some blue lady

sexy

well isnt that interesting

theyre alright

fuck this

scary as fuck but im not gonna say its not interesting

just some brown animal

doesnt give me boners but im glad its out there

very whimsical and fun. probably a horrible pollutant

just awesome. im so glad im not a stupid animal that cant do this

integral to the worldview but a bad cartoon can be so bad it makes you want to die

really good for life but for that same reason it's really easy to poison

it was alright

when they're good they're really good

really really bad

fuck

how did I use to hate these

awesome berry

fuck yes. but be careful

this dude will jack your shit

something about it fascinates me

I don't like it

p sure this is like the #1 source of plastic pollution right? seems pretty bad but it is effective as fuck

there's gotta be a better way right

nothing good comes from these for real

I'd sooner believe in fairies

so much more than just dust you walk on. thank you dirt for all you've done for us

versatile and numerous and fun to cut up and bleach and dye

awesome when done right

some say sauce is the origin of cuisine. well there's no way to prove it but damn that shit is yummy

some people are really good at playing with toys

pretty good food but maybe I eat too much

well I don't like that one bit

really good at what it does sadly it is also really good at killing the fuck out of you

can sometimes lead to something beautiful

you may think you don't want any of these but actually they can make good medicine if you know what you're doing

well we like her don't we

they make me smile but when it's just like a normal Prius or some shit my eyes glaze over

yummy but eating too much will make you feel dead

love these because when you stop really playing with them they're still really good to look at

god fuck yes

now this is an animal I can really get behind

it's basically the worst thing I can think of

I'm only here for the flavor idgaf about the caffeine

where else do you get festivities like this in the states? Fourth of July? fuck no. Halloween had such good colors and iconography and traditions but it feels like it's withering away just a little bit each year

yeah it's all holly and jolly and there's friends and family and presents yes all that's good. but it's so incredibly hideous. I throw up in my mouth looking at Christmas stuff

ultimate. but hard to wash

something classically funny about the bowling ball. here's this heavy as fuck chunk of plastic that can travel at great velocity and hurt you bad. the sports fine too I guess

love it lots

mnnnuuhhhh

not just is it for jerking but it can also be deeply fascinating

how did we let this happen

been around since the 80s and sucked the whole time. not half a star because kiss is worse

straight up need this to live but it is also trying to kill everything all the time so it's complicated

I like it a lot but we use too much of it obviously

yeah obviously that's awesome

scary as fuck but we wouldn't be here without these queens

thank you for making super suckers

I love looking at crap so when it's nice it's an extra little treat

honestly a source of great evil in this world but they can be sooooooo pretty

well, I wouldn't exactly want to be immortal either

I don't like it's use in surveillance n shit but when it's just a toy it's honestly funny as fuck

what can I say

shit changed when this hit the scene