bigdog

genuinely one of the worst to ever do it (his job). i think his wife should be legally and ethically allowed to kill him if she wants to.

conceptually really insulting and fully evil, but the marketing did kind of rock. like i have come a long way, baby. thanks for noticing.

i love my team that sucks.

could be so much worse. but☝️could be a lot better.

easily in the top five of things to cling to.

could be a good place for a first date. ethically dubious. gift shop is overwhelming.

greatest city in the world if you have low standards for administrative competency and a pure heart.

kind of what it's all about.

probably my favorite shape.

one of the best to ever do it.

a classic.