

bex
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my real opinions, which don't reflect the opinions of my employees, friends, or significant others
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Love Exposure
Cream
Ingestion of semen in humans
Sun
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Linoleum★★★★★NOT vinyl, real lino is amazing
11/5/2026 
Leather jacket★★★★really good idea and when they're good they're good BUT ...yeah mostly ugly ...but..
11/5/2026 · 1 comment 
Cigarette★★★idk yeah can slap occasionally
11/5/2026 
Elizabeth I★★★★very interesting yeah
11/5/2026 
Elderflower cordial★★★sometimes good mostly leaves you just wanting more
11/5/2026 
Chickpea★★★★i sure hope she does aha
11/5/2026 
Vomiting★★★★tbh it can be good
11/5/2026 
Vomiting★not good
11/5/2026 
Northernlion★★★★★i wanna give him a 5 but really he's 4.5
11/5/2026 
Moscow mule★★★reet
11/5/2026 · 1 comment 
David Lynch★★★★bretty good so far
11/5/2026 
Drive My Car (film)★★★★bretty good
11/5/2026 · 1 comment 
Synchronicity★★★★★meaningful
11/5/2026 
LGBTQ people★★★★yeah
11/5/2026 
Strawberry cake★★★11/5/2026

Sichuan cuisine★★★★★11/5/2026

Chinese cuisine★★★★★11/5/2026

Lesbian literature★★★★★11/5/2026

Zettai ryōiki★★★11/5/2026

Shirley Jackson★★★★11/5/2026

Lao Gan Ma★★★★11/5/2026 · 1 comment

Review bomb★shite
11/5/2026 
Sun★★★★★actually unmatched
11/5/2026 
Ingestion of semen in humans★★★★★11/5/2026

Water★★★★★unmatched
11/5/2026 
2008 financial crisis★mid
11/5/2026