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Beautiful, but inconvenient to wake up just for this. Sunset doesn't have the same appeal.

I believe.

Causes way too many problems. If only it felt as good to procrastinate after everything was done as it did before everything was done. If you put off the fun activities to later then they're not as fun. It's kind of circular.

If you don't understand it I feel sorry for you. It may be considered "low art", but when you understand it it is the most powerful song you may hear.

Not sure why the correlation is so common; it's kind of scary.

I imagine it's very painful. Very unpleasant to watch.

Not the worst condiment, but one of the worst foods ever. Terrible flavor, terrible smell, terrible texture, even terrible to look at. It's like shit if it was red. Doesn't help that it gets smeared on every food for no good reason.

Extremely cute. But I hear they can be pretty violent.

Underrated. Solid material that you can see through? It's like a miracle. Houses would just be solid boxes with no light coming in.

Decent flavor most of the time, but way too cold. Would rather have a cookie or candy.

Often mistaken for Depression. Sadness can actually be helpful and healthy. Still not very pleasant, but it helps viewing understand things better. For the amount of hate it gets Nostalgia doesn't get any despite being a sad emotion.

Never heard of it until I went to Georgia and everyone wouldn't shut the fuck up about it. Floridians have never heard of any Georgian Football team. Low Functioning Georgia fan fiction.

Doesn't actually work. Diagnosed with cancer.

A cute breed of dog that shouldn't be bred anymore. Most dog breeds have health issues, but this dog almost has the most. Save them.

A mental disorder that will rot your soul from the inside out. In the pursuit of perfection you actively make yourself imperfect. Not all bad, but you got Perfectionist sweats putting holes in dry wall when things don't turn out perfectly.

Something that steals your soul and wastes your time. The only reason I come back to this is because it feels good. The government dulls your mind at the moment of orgasming. If you've never done this then don't; you're better off without it. If you're addicted to cigarettes then I'd dump that and switch to this.

Overrated.

One of the greatest foods of all time. No food can surpass it.

Wish I could get a refund. It can be useful in some regards, but at the cost of crippling you in other ways. Please be patient with me.

She's kind of my wife if I wasn't already married. She'd be flawless if she never became an Alicorn and got flanderized. When she's a unicorn she's literally perfect. Best Pony spotted.

People with this seem chill. Not sure if I'd try it myself.

I do not like this. Very unpleasant reoccurring experience that's impossible to get rid of. Would not recommend.

Completely pointless most of the time and counter productive almost every time, but on rare occasion can yield useful results. It can be enjoyable, but only when other emotions are also felt. Try to avoid it.