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If I could only have one meal for the rest of my life it would be this

stop it

they didn't need to do all that

in her defense this was back when she was canadian

i get a sore, it gets swollen, i accidentally bite it, it gets even bigger. horrific design flaw

we have this incredible medicine that makes you healthier and fitter and smarter and prettier and feels amazing and has zero drawbacks and instead of taking the full dose every day something in our human nature tells us to avoid it like the plague and take drugs to need it less

the only reason i am alive

humans often like to think that to be immortalized in history they need to amass a large fortune or kill lots of people. have they not stopped to think that maybe, the most effective way to be remembered forever is to die in the slowest, most agonizing way possible?

they're not supposed to do that i think

when i was a kid, i didn't understand why people liked this awful sour bread i still don't

stomping? goated. sometimes feet should make themselves heard. clapping? also goated. two hands working together to produce a greater sound than either could accomplish alone. heying? it's alright. you already got my attention from all the stomping and clapping. shout something more meaningful, like “We live as we dream - alone. While the dream disappears, the life continues painfully.”

in spite of its wild and colorful appearance, it produces some incredibly bland, uninteresting fruit. it's the katy perry of produce.

the breakout star of my cousin vinny

even before i knew anything about it i hated it

is my review positive or negative? ultimately it is up to the reader to decide.

it's neither board nor cup

they really painted themselves into a corner when they called it modernism. what's more modern than modernism? postmodernism? and what's after that? postpostmodernism? get real.

the jokes and songs are great sure but what really sets them apart are the cryptic comments alluding to the tragic events about to unfold

if i could give it six points i would

goated emotion but what really takes it over the top is that every time you say it you also say penis

added a star for the little shivers you get but subtracted two stars for split streams

sometimes biologists will hold up a mirror to an animal to see if they are able to understand that the animal being reflected is themselves. i have had conversations with people my age who genuinely believe that the memes and slang they had when they were kids were way less dumb and annoying. 6-7 is a mirror, and if you don't like what you see in the reflection, look inward, not outward.

amusement? provided. laughter? provoked.

took off half a star because women redirects to woman and i would rather support several women than just one

why he look like that

someday an ai might exist who, thinking logically, decides that anyone who bought into this nonsense is feeble-minded and needs to be purged. therefore by reading about roko's basilisk you are now obligated to deride it.

what do people have against heroic women

honks but also bites

havent decided how to feel about this yet

he a lil skinny but he chill

i hate this guy

it's got some good and some bad

considered dropping half a star because a guy opened up his phone mid-movie to check kalshi but that's not the theater's fault so i'll factor it into my review of humanity instead

i had a math professor who was concerned i was taking his exam without a left handed desk and kept trying to find me better seating even though i reassured him i was fine. people are kinda cool sometimes

added half a star for vine

mediocre surname. what are you lading?

honestly kinda goated way to parse time cognitively

honestly the best

they should stop it

too msall

every time you make a joke you should imagine the most ironic calamity befalling you and how you would look after the fact for making that joke

can't go a day without it

i mean come on look at it

made some interesting movies, took off 4 stars for his long and storied history of domestic violence.

what

Haven't gotten to chapter 5 yet, a great time so far.

so much hate for no real reason. just hate for the sake of hate.

wanted to be the first to review this. 5/5 yapper, would recommend