barracuda

Yum

I wish i was better at paying attention in class

Most important thing on the planet

The most Dog ever

Jurys still out on this one

Its just not as good

Absolutely the best

Im always doing this

Keep that on me

Why does the right side always stop working before the left side

Now THIS is what im talking about!

Me and my girls have gone pro

You chose to do this because its fun?

Rules are fun sometimes

So much fun

I cant fucking see

Its like a pit in the earth the evil comes out of

Shes like my friend who i root for through everything

I love doing this

Bigs my eyes at you

It's bad!

Greatest movie of all time

My friends in my phone aww

Annoying

Big fan

I love you though you hurt me so

City so awesome it has born and raised new yorkers switching teams

Ones from walmart are inconsistent but when theyre good i eat the whole store

I just wish i didnt have to wash the blender after

It's just the best.

Her versatility is unmatched

Awesome stuff

Never torturing myself like this again

I like him

Maybe hes one of those sick fucks. Thinks its funny to get poked in the asshole with a hot poker.

George Washington Carver is my hero.