ayesha esoterica

I have a white noise machine that never gets turned off. good but now I can't live without it

be careful you will get addicted

good as a concept but seems like the people that go there have always just been born

good for wallowing but hard to get up . gave us some great art I guess

saved my life

proof a man is always at his sexiest when he transforms into a beast and dies

saw it with cronenberg himself in the room... smelled like pure sex I feel sorry for those who cleaned up

getting my hands dirty over the sink with some ponzu sauce

dont mind if I do

advertising sucks as a concept but it sucks even more when you're prone to paranoia because why the fuck did I get an ad about something I was just thinking about moments ago

has led me to places you wouldnt believe

fun when you know everyone in the room doesn't really believe in it but I dont like that it's mandatory if you want to flirt as a lesbian

I prefer my behavior agressive-agressive

not enough money to indulge regularly so that's a win for me

yea I'm pro Ana that's a pretty name :)

she accidentally came to mind when I was jerking off once... needless to say yea

I wish I could get paid sending content pertaining exactly to the niche interests of my friends

she's scared of me now

spending my whole life chasing it and instead just woke up at 4pm and immediately logged on compend dot org

I can get behind that family abolition stuff

faggot

depends

not into it myself but reading a lot of scientific papers on the matter these days... interesting! just hope everyone involved stays safe because there's a lot of shit in our shit!

one of my fave I just love her wish we could hang xx

yet another cross to bear... would be funny if it wasn't so life altering

nice to hold, annoying to bear... also forgot it was useful! lol

much like the bible, interesting story in itself but is responsible for a lot of psychosis in the fandom community

little man is chuffed

depends

type of shit that got me googling "soft plate that doesn't make any noise for my roommate to eat out from" with tears in my eyes at 3am

they say the world is your oyster... but it's not kosher so

if you supplement you should try the methylated one! works better

in a toxic relationship with my stomach lining

loooove that it can smell like poop sometimes... diva

love smelling a hint of piss at the bus stop and longingly wondering who put on their Sadonaso this morning... 🥀

LOVE THAT SHIT PLUG ME INNNNNNNNNNNN @ my fellow migraine sufferers get a migraine TENS unit you stick on your forehead it will change your life

Im not a hypochondriac Im just too early

rating the red tiger balm: minus 0.5 star because it stains so bad... otherwise great and smells divine? looking for a perfume that smells just like that please recommend I'm begging!

rating the white tiger balm: when I get a bad migraine I put some in my eyes and it helps a bit. only true migraine sufferers will understand the bullshit a migraine will make you try. love the smell

leopard print rules my whole life... probably something to be said about deleuze on sacher-masoch... pretty sure Im not immune to that proper ganda

sexy but hurts my hairy legs

but it's gender neutral! how could I effortlessly weaponize it to do a transmisogyny? gotcha mate ;-)

it's only a disorder if you're doing it wrong btw

I know a guy

what doesn't kill you makes you more tired and cynical I think. and funny if you're lucky

that's an easy word to spell

women are my favorite guy

she's addicted to being stellar in bad movies

surely nothing bad would happen if we printed some more right

a most respected feline

tired of walking everyday in mine won't somebody try it for once

(ruining it with words) not ruining it with words enjoy my 5 star review

try it with coffee while listening to francis bebey

pretty much

why is the average rating so good?... nature can be so scary and cruel... idk man i think it depends

i have ocd and adhd i dont think i've ever treated any list with respect

they're all welcome to my circus anyday..

the horses can eat shit Im not sharing

toilets, japan:

love those little guys... the phaggots

I dont know. will review later let me think about this one

idk man I think it depends

something is rotten in the state of Geneva

sometimes splurging on that nicer coat is worth it...

let's be juvenile with mama

wish an autistic lesbian infodumped on me about these types of trains

were not on sleeping terms

if you have ocd this will destroy you

I love having them here on compend dot org ...

my wife only loves me for my unusually large clitoris and offputting personality

wheres the bondage... misleading

never EVER trust someone who says vanilla is "boring". they dont know their history and their ignorance will show in increasingly embarrassing ways.

not unless two women are involved in it

can't see shit but bataille speaks of this... dont tell him about glasses

those who say they wouldnt wish it on their worst enemy either never had a migraine or dont have the guts for a worst enemy. do you know how painful and disabling these are? they make a GREAT wish-it-on-your-worst-enemy ailment

they have too many color cones as it is... give!

will give you the shits if you abuse of their power but also one of the best lollipop flavor there is

so jealous of that shrimp... where are MY extra color cones

my idol. went to the Semmelweis museum in Budapest. bought the shirt and all. Ignaz we will avenge you I promise this airborne transmission bullshit we're seeing with covid will get better

annoying to wear but good at protecting against airborne diseases :) mask the fuck up

5/5 in theory, 0/5 in practice

had a dream I had a ginger cat named Redbull once... but after the blue flavor one. sad upon waking up... where are you little one... miss you my unborn son

buying that apple ginger flavor in bulk because it's being discontinued THAT SHIT ROCKS MY WORLDD BABYyy

blessing your timeline :)

lesbian situationships are so bad I decided to write my sociology thesis on it. french lesbians hit me up if you wanna yap about your psychosis inducing situationships

the food isnt very good around here

twenty something elon musk probably rock hard upon discovering this already exists

wish I could study drugs on a professional level but alas I can barely remember to eat everyday so

please give me a second chance. I mean another second chance.

will you recommend me some channels thanks

no I think you're mistaken that would be the Killing Yourself disease. yeah and you have to do it the right way too. not so easy now, is it...

ruining my life with that fleeting trick

disgusting. sends (bad) shivers down my spine... just GROW UP AND JERK OFF TO SOME REAL STUFF!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!! YOU FREAKS

best expression of affection there is... weakness of the flesh makes me sooooo happyyyy

fucking sucks being the only one still taking precautions against a disabling systemic disease in 2026 man. lost 5 years of my life and respect for many of my so called leftist peers. grow the fuck up and do better

are you not embarrassed

the only time you'll catch me licking someone's boots

it's what deleuze would've wanted... hydrate yourselves divas

"What else could I say? That this record had saved my life when I was trying to get over a disastrous love affair? I'll stop here. You probably have your own Pet Sounds salvation story. I'm just one of the family, as you are." - Louis Philippe (quote from The Beach Boys' Pet Sounds: The Greatest Album of the Twentieth Century - Kingsley Abbott)

what can I even say... cried while listening to Pet sounds and Surf's up on some designer LSD... once in a lifetime man... once in a lifetime

difficult

great size for a nail to be

Ive heard of this...

my wife will still kiss me even if I eat like 5 a day so it's a win for me

if I see one more recipe calling for a 30 minute caramelizing onions type situation I swear to god

once spent a whole hour very slowly chopping mushrooms on ketamine and had a breakdown because cutting them on a wooden board felt unnatural. made me gain a new perspective on life

I respect them as much as I fear them

does what it's supposed to do, kinda (my hands and feet are never getting warm again)

fourth pressing. yea like that's gonna be a party in your mouth

you will never remember anything ever again but you will be chill as fuck so who's to say

I still have a lot of anger on it and I've been taking it for years so I can't even remember how angry I must have been before... also why would you make it taste like blackcurrant that's awful

probably the worst color you can be as an annoying guy

helps me look at wife

well well well... not so funny now is it

there is nothing outside the sext

I dream of frolicking in a field with her

will graham not very good at drawing these

I need House bite to live

counting or not counting gong violence

that scene where hannibal shoves an ear down will's throat is gayer than many gay things including sex

if i hear that faggot say This is my design one more time I swear to god

what did they say the greatest invention before the wheel was

what did they say the greatest invention before the printing press was

what did they say the greatest invention before sliced bread was

should have an EGOT

they invented screaming

borat speaks of this

they should consider doing the dishes maybe

americans love this one. have to say their advent calendar is pretty good

makes life bearable

gayest straight movie ever made

spiritually american

proof that god loves homosexuals

you will jerk off like never before

tpying my review with one jand

sure hope she does

yea I get my porn on compend you wouldnt get it

we get a pretty bad rep but we're great at what we do (arguing)

they were already doing autism 2000 years ago

don't wanna brag but I had some bloody good lesbian sex to that album

my worst performance yet

hate the sinner. love the sin tho

love the burger hate the ham

that's mother

Im people and I can't do anything

I really didn't stand a chance did I

I _am_ sick and I _am_ not well

I think you should reconsider. probably useful if you're making a fire

(gen z voice) bnnuy...

missing my wife while she's washing the dishes so 1 star. really good for hygiene tho so 2 more stars. but really annoying to do so I take 1 star back.

I miss being groomed there

heartwarming: the worst person you know's favorite movie is Interstellar

god gives his strongest piss kinks to his weakest UTI-prone soldiers

ruined my life for about 2 weeks

never watching it again

oh that's gore... that's gore of my fave depeche mode member...

developed some pretty strong mommy issues and put her picture in a locket. have a shortcut for it on my phone keyboard. try a pb&j with her delicious concoction and thank me later (no but really come here and thank me later)

fuckass name. oh I have POTS no im not high okay yea I probably am. but that still stands. well no it doesnt

girls love me for I am good at it

not all bisexuals but always a bisexual

image so funny I had to give it 4 stars

I will never stop deadnaming her

evil incarnate. pretty in a dress tho

S-tier rodent. should not die that easily man

me talking to my sociologists peers: sociology, a pseudoscience, as you know, // me talking to anyone else: well well well. would you look at those Numbers & Statistics. I Love Doing The Big Science

I mean They

word has it they hold up half the sky?

mmmm 2 tits 1 pussy