awoo

kind of a mixed bag but i wouldn't want to live without it. and it has one of my favorite article images on wikipedia

it's like carpal tunnel but with the bonus of that nobody knows what i'm talking about when i bring it up

i long for it every day but it's so hard to find in the usa. cow's milk mozzarella just doesn't hit like this

one time in middle school i ate nothing but prosciutto and mozzarella sandwiches for a week and my pediatrician got really scared about my sodium levels

it's hard out there for an oregano-hating italian

cool when they work but my cat ate one and got really sick and cost $8000 to get it removed from his tummy so i kinda have a grudge against them now