Jollibee
Jollibee

Review byanomaletix· 2026-11-05

I am still thinking about that FFXIV meal I had back in May with the Ube pie and the Spicy chicken sandwich. God, that shit was so good. A true mecca of Filipino culture in America. In a just world, they'd sublimate every In-N-Out franchisee and instead replace the blood-stained white walls of their emptied establishments with Jollibees. It is the greatest crime of all that there is not a single location for this in Colorado, and I feel as if a politician who would run on the sole basis of getting Jollibee in Colorado could get a tangible amount of voter power if the masses knew of how good they could have it. With all fast food restaurants, your mileage varies on the location; if you don't see any Filipinos in the back, assume the same protocol as seeing a predominantly-white Mexican restaurant and get out of there as fast as you possibly can. But, find a location where you hear Tagalog from the kitchen, and praise whatever lord exists that it has blessed you with such a place. If I were to become Buddhist, I'd ask for my one-time material good to be something from Jollibee.

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