alor

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Earth
Earth

I love her!!! My favourite place!!!! All my favourite things are here

11/6/2026
Scuba diving
Scuba diving

Feels more like being in space than swimming. also There are literally creatures down there

11/6/2026
Anomalocaris
Anomalocaris

RIP anomalocaris you will always be the king of the cambrian sea to me. even if you weren't really eating all those trilobites

11/6/2026
Dishwashing
Dishwashing

I think I'm the only guy alive who fucks with this

11/6/2026
Cognitive dissonance
Cognitive dissonance

Kind of hot. or not. depending

11/6/2026
U-Haullesbian
U-Haul lesbian

Don't knock it til you try it...!!!

11/6/2026
Toon Boom
Toon Boom

Harmony is like my wife

11/6/2026
Laundry
Laundry

Enough

11/6/2026
Kirk/Spock
Kirk/Spock

WE WOULD BE NOTHIGN WITHOUT YOU

11/6/2026
Internet privacy
Internet privacy

Wish I had that

11/6/2026
Tarrare
Tarrare

CLASSIC WIKIPEDIA I hope hell is real so I can meet Tarrare and ask him what the fuck that was all about

11/6/2026
Jaekelopterus
Jaekelopterus

Too damn big but I like her name

11/6/2026
Arthropleuridea
Arthropleuridea

Biggest bug of all time if you care

11/6/2026 · 1 comment
Earless seal
Earless seal

ANIMAL OF ALL TIME

11/6/2026
Penis enlargement
Penis enlargement

Big things are coming

11/6/2026
Hormonetherapy
Hormone therapy

You have got to try this stuff dude

11/6/2026
Connectivetissuedisease
Connective tissue disease

Inconvenient and hurts but I can do tricks

11/6/2026
Ween
Ween

Without Ween we wouldn't have the beetles

11/6/2026
Sadomasochism
Sadomasochism

Important facet of being a human person

11/6/2026
Trackball
Trackball

Oh yess. My ergonomics

11/6/2026
Psychodidae
Psychodidae

FUCK DRAIN FLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/6/2026
Obsessive–compulsive disorder
Obsessive–compulsive disorder

Made my life interesting for a while but i'm kind of over it

11/6/2026
Make believe
Make believe

Unparalleled...!!

11/5/2026
Opabinia
Opabinia

Fuck opabinia. Sparkledog ass creature. 5 eyes? are you kidding me?

11/5/2026
Azhdarchidae
Azhdarchidae

I'm torn between rating them 5/5 because they objectively rule, and 0/5 because FUCKKK THESE THINGS

11/5/2026
Pneumothorax
Pneumothorax

Sucks

11/5/2026
Kefir
Kefir

Tastes scary but makes me powerful

11/5/2026
Seizure
Seizure

Scary

11/5/2026
Bell pepper
Bell pepper

Fuck this thang

11/5/2026 · 1 comment
Kanan Jarrus
Kanan Jarrus

I need him

11/5/2026
Free-range eggs
Free-range eggs11/5/2026
Star Wars
Star Wars

Don't piss me off

11/5/2026
Lactose-free milk
Lactose-free milk

I'd be lost without her

11/5/2026
Dried mango
Dried mango

Ohhh my god yeah

11/5/2026
Trilobite
Trilobite

I wish they were still here because I think it would be so pleasant to stand in ankle-deep water and let them crawl on your legs

11/5/2026