alanpoltergeist

If God doesn't exist, then who prevented me from being born in the UK?

Definitely the highlight of the movie, I couldn't concentrate because of how cute he was, btw alfred hitchcock used to call the actor of norman as master bater

Fuck that, thats what killed my boy speaker knockerz

Where's the Yankee extermination button on this thing?

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Haha, I love it! I really identify with their music and love their sound, much success to J.S. IM JUST KIDDINNGGGG *LOUD SYNTHESIZERS*

Oh my goshh!!! so fatty!! it looks so cute and squishy!!!!!! >_<

Chopped hoe, fuck you and your stupid ass wizard books

I became fascinated by the Nessie during my childhood because of a Scooby-Doo episode. I don't remember which one tho, it's been a long time since I watched that shit, i hate Scooby-Doo, I didn't like cartoons that followed the same goddamn gimmick every fucking episode... Anyway, It ended up becoming one of my favorite cryptids of all time, I watched several documentaries about the loch ness monster and videos of fake sightings of it, I kept asking my mother if we could move to Scotland so I could see it without being aware that we were poor and lived in a third-world shithole country called Brazil. I also used to do power scaling of cryptids with my friends, needless to say, Nessie mogs everyone, it's a fucking aquatic dinosaur

It was quite an intense experience. of the two Gaspar films I've seen so far, this is the one I liked the most. I like his directing style, the camera spinning with the flashing neon colors gives you a feeling of an acid trip, something few films have managed to do to me

This one sucked tbh sorry its a flop