Zabe

Cute pet

Sweetest faces known to nature

Supposedly my sign but doesn't fit me at all

The sugar glider's creepy cousin. Hideous

I FUCKING HATE THESE THINGS I HAVE GOTTEN 40 (YES I COUNTED) YOUTUBE SHORTS ABOUT THEM AND I DO NOT FUCKING CARE

Looks like little amonguses

Ah, the naked man orchid. Magnificent

So important

The first time I got high from weed I was blown away looking at my dog because she looked just like the artistic reconstructions of primitive synapsids

My 7th grade religion teacher loved these and would always say “oh gardenias”

A vibe and a half

Uncomfortable but cool texture

I smell vanilla but what if others smell stale urine? Best to shower frequently.

Troublesome source of nosebleeds and facial dysmorphia

Torture, but I am biased because my experience of it is less “only 90’s kids remember” and more Billy Pilgrim

Awful but it’s sort of a vibe

My hero

So cool that different languages could all understand each other through writing

Poetic

Underrated and unfairly hated

I had texture issues as a child and was forced to eat it, so I probably will never truly enjoy this dish or beans in general. I wish things were different because my mom makes it so well

Ugly and it smells so bad. I wish I never had to make it

Excited to see some of them for Thanksgiving