Missionary position
Missionary position

Review byYesJoeyHahaha· 2026-11-04

Often regarded as the most "vanilla" position two can take during sex, I find it to be the most rewarding position. To add to that, vanilla being used to exemplify the boring option in a set is a disgrace to the flavour. We as a people have lost our appreciation of this so distinct taste, smell, and the hard labour associated with it. No cookie is truly a cookie without vanilla, and in the same way, an orgasm is not truly an orgasm if you are not able to lock eyes with your partner. The eyes tell you everything you need to know, and there is no greater pleasure than seeing the pleasure you share with your partner reflected in their face. The widening of the pupils, the flushed cheeks, and the smile on their face. Waves of pleasure rolling over their face, contorting it into shapes only visible in this moment. Truly a gift that keeps on giving!

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