Winn

A carnal pleasure. One of sophisticates.

Outdated term-but with an almost undeniable charm. In a better world i would be releasing night soil when i go to the bathroom in the dark.

What the fuck?

Wonderful! A textbook example of "Beautiful Spider". Web oxidizes into a beautiful golden color, and it crawls on its skinny legs with grace that exists not in humans. Very docile as well, although handling is discouraged due to its fragility.

ooo wee ooo

Kind of a pervert but he is French so it is to be expected

It Will Think That You Are Wood And Chew At Your Flesh And Skin While You Hold It.

Very docile despite its volume. Loud and clumsy flyer. If i were to anthropomorphize, I would label it as a polite bumbling idiot.

Supposedly very painful. I do not have firsthand experience however, either because i lack the equipment or i have testicles that simply refuse to twist.

Very scary. Strong animal. Chaser. Predator. Hunter. The high hunting success rate is in laboratory conditions and not representative of nature. However, still a very impressive animal.

Not exactly dragonflies. Not even a pursuit hunter. They come in nicer colours, though.

Remarkably small. Rear leg hair much more coarse than illustrations make it appear.

MUCH MORE ORANGE THAN IN PHOTOGRAPHS! EXCELLENT!

Interesting and novel experience. Recommend to scout out a location with many demonstrably vertical structures beforehand, with minimal foliage. Asymmetery of plants can ruin the effect.