WhinyTortoise

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Reviews

Little Caesars
Little Caesars

Tastes so good when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you it’s nasty.

11/4/2026
Sauna
Sauna

It's like a sauna in here

11/4/2026
Cheesecake
Cheesecake

Tastes like cheesecake. Sensational.

11/4/2026
Music
Music

Goated development. Lots of variety, gets in your head. Good synergy with other types of media. Thanks Playboi Carti!

11/4/2026
Duncan Idaho
Duncan Idaho

One of the best names of all time. Funny character, emblematic of humanity, a bit homophobic, and has some weird sexual stuff going on later. I don't know what the hell picture that is.

11/4/2026
White people
White people

Some issues for sure, but there's a lot of bangers in the bunch. I especially like that handsome devil that hangs out in the mirror.

11/4/2026
Breast
Breast

Not really sure how to feel about it Something in the way you move Makes me feel like I can't live without you It takes me all the way I want you to stay

11/4/2026
Evil
Evil

I think it's pretty absence of good. HOWEVER, it's a good storytelling device.

11/4/2026
Cowboy
Cowboy

Cool as hell honestly, love a big hat, a gun, horses, all that shit. But killing indigenous people and being Republican takes them down a peg.

11/4/2026
Insurance
Insurance

Fine idea, but we fucked the execution, we gotta go back.

11/4/2026
Al pastor
Al pastor

Goated, especially on a taco. Love a bit of pineapple with it

11/4/2026
LeBron James
LeBron James

You are my sunshine My only sunshine You make me happy When skies are gray You'll never know, dear How much I love you Please don't take My sunshine away

11/4/2026
Love
Love

This one bangs

11/4/2026