TheFreebooter

Hate that humans are literally the only species to get issues with teeth so we had to make this ridiculous little hygeine ritual

It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed

Lot of wankers down this way

Top tier muscle to grow. Looks amazing. Instinct brain says yes please

Damn this lot are really like that I thought it was just a meme

Castles, mountains, and mining. What more do you want?

It's alright I guess

Friend of the streets. Wish I could pick one up and bring them home

Mmmmm happy textures. Not good when pain textures :(

Why do they look so apologetic for their own existence?

This shit's pretty cash

Brum Brum I'm just driving in my silly metal box

Sometimes important sometimes really needs to sod off

They migrate a lot like birds

The tip of the British dessert iceberg

What the fuck man

I'm a hopeless stuttering mess around EVERY gender! Yay!

I should go for a pint

I'm indifferent to it

English mustard makes my nose feel funny hehe

Awwww we made the computers to be just like us!

Not great when it lasts for THREE MONTHS STRAIGHT

AACH!! Ohh!! Oh Dear!! Why do we have to wear these ridiculous ties? NOOOOOOOO!!

Blameless icon. God should be ashamed of himself

Just putting one foot in front of the other

They are very pettable

Nice to have, fun to use. But wouldn't it be better if we didn't need it to live?

Diffusing my brother through the double-slit setup tomorrow

A particularly vicious subset of velociraptors that are made out of dino nuggies and lay 150 eggs a year. Make good, if demanding, pets.

They don't make them for men >:( Bet they're comfy as hell

Come on man just bin it or take it with you

God these things are tasty

Mmmmmm supple knees mmmmmmm

It's well past yours

There was a great shift in the world after his passing

Dark times abound

Beats walkin

Partying until 6 or 7am is peak existence

Don't be fooled! Some of them are very long!

Just don't

Kept the Caledonians out

Bring back turkey twizzlers

Britain simulator 1876

Lucatiel my beloved :3

Absolute peak; I have 500 mods for it

Gently nibbling on Garak's neckbones

Humanity's good ending

Ah, childhood memories

It's a constant fucking fight GET OUT OF MY WALLS GET OUT OF MY WALLS

I fucking hate fluorescent lighting

Frog go boing

The original aura farmer language. Almost nowhere else can you turn as many wonderfully pithy phrases such as veni vidi vici or quod erat demonstrandum

Best thing of all time according to Tom Scott's survey

The Protectorate was so bad they brought the monarchy back

Pure aura whipping one of these bad boys out

They get into a turf wars with seagulls and are also very friendly to those with peanuts

Would be 5, but people can't stay off the really sensitive spots!

Who the fuck is giving this more than the absolute minimum score

Honse

Best enjoyed with a Sunday roast. When done well, may be one of the most comforting and warming foodstuffs ever

Necessary but crushing

One of Italy's best exports. Without it, we'd have to resort to putting red leicester on a pizza and quite frankly I'm not sure I'm ready to face a reality like that

"In times of war, the law falls silent" Great phrase, and never not topical. Resulting atrocities are somewhat distasteful so that brings the score down a tad

Only vaguely good when you have hangover snacks and a comfy show to watch. I deserve the pain to offset my hubris so I don't resent them too much.

Local castle has one of these and it fucks so hard

Send him to The Mines

Perhaps one of the greatest inventions ever. Shame we had to wait so long for scampi fries to be invented to go along with it

The crack cocaine of North-Western Europe