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Did you know humans (H. sapiens) are the only creatures with chins? No other animal – including even Neanderthals – have chins. I’m proud of my chin! Are you?

I love cheese. I hope cheese loves me back.

Nothing he wrote about was new. Sure, he may have made some good points in his little manifesto, but nothing revolutionary or novel. He gets some points for being a mathematical genius and evading the FBI for so long. That’s pretty impressive, more so than his political writings.

Disneyland is fun, but it will never recover from the death of Walt Disney. The effect Michael Eisner, Bob Iger, and Bob Chapek have had on the quality of the park has been a disaster for the human race.

He invented recorded sound! His phonautograph worked before Edison’s. He deserves much more credit than the world gives him.

GLaDOS is so fun. I wish she was real. Roko Basilisk.

Really great book on him and his horrible deeds called The Jakarta Method by Vincent Bevins. Highly recommend reading it. Also watch the Lance Oppenheim documentary The Act of Killing.

The art form that brings me to tears the most. More than music, but not my much. It can be so stunningly beautiful sometimes. Most movies aren’t, however, but that’s fine. But when it hits, it HITS. My favorite film is Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

The study of pedophilia as a mental disorder is interesting insofar it’s an antisocial urge one cannot choose to have. Still, it’s impossible to advocate for people who want to express instead of suppress their perverted urges. Maybe I’m too woke, but I think rehabilitation programs would be more helpful than incarceration, though I’m not exactly saying we should halt the latter. I see it as a mental issue before a criminal issue. Fuck pedophiles and fuck the people who try to normalize this.

He was happy because everyone loved him. Everyone still loves him, so I hope he’s still happy.

Waste of money and facilities on a pseudoscience.

Cannibalism is the most erotic crime. Kuru scares me too much to partake, however.

I want to have one of these so bad. Lowkey might boomer out and blow all my children’s inheritance funds on a massive stone monument to myself. Yes I know I’m vain and egomaniacal.

Unique and interesting way of ritual excarnation! I think it balances reverent and creepy just as well as a Christian cemetery. It’s certainly better for the environment than a coffin burial.

God’s cutest little creation.

Fucking love me a nice, cold glass of root beer with ice. My dear grandfather Ed pronounces it “roo-bee-ah.” He used to give me one after picking me up from school as a child. I love my grandfather.

It should be absolutely terrifying that this kind of evil, vile man was democratically elected into power. He did not seize it. He did not steal it. He did not inherit it. It was the will of the people, as misguided and ill-informed as it was. Do not think for a moment that evil is like a cartoon villain. It can, and has historically been, very attractive. Please, be weary, and always remember to focus on love and minimize hate.

Should have lived longer. Would love for him to have orchestrated a full European Communist revolution. Sans Stalin, cuz fuck him.

Honestly one of the greatest video games ever made. The story is amazing, the art direction is incredible, and the music is so catchy. I wish I could erase my memory to play it again for the first time. Common Lucas Pope W.

Wonderful way to end the year. I hope everyone who celebrates has a Merry Christmas :)

My favorite holiday and easily the one with the most aura.

Alexander Graham Bell was right; this is how we should be issuing telephone salutations.

Perfect greeting. Always brightens my day when I hear it.

Many of my friends and best friends are this way. It's basic, but a total classic for a reason. I don't understand it myself (bisexual), but I support love in all its forms.

One of the greatest animated projects ever.

Crazy that this ever actually happened. My heart goes out to the thousands killed in the attacks and the millions affected worldwide, both at home and abroad.

We ſhould totally bring this back. I think it looks great, makes the alphabet ſexier, and, moſt importantly, is far eaſier to write than a regular ſhort s. Like this poſt if you agree!

Something I do every night with your mother.

All bisexual people are evil. I'm bisexual and I've cheated on every single one of my partners with the opposite sex. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Expert grifter. Talented liar. Horrible president. Vile man.

All my boyfriends have been this. Highly recommend.

Fun to think about but only great fools take it seriously.

Paradise on Earth. The Promised Land. Easily the greatest state in the union. I identify more with being Californian than American some days.

Cheetahs are kinda pathetic at hunting, but in an adorable way. If I don't love them, who will? They are my favorite animal. It helps they they are super cute and friendly irl.

I have two and I love them very much. Their names are Jackal and Lucifer.

Super cute.

The fact that wood is the single most rare substance in the entire universe makes this an instant all-timer.

Some days I wish I had paws...

This is one of my favorite languages. I choose to believe it's an extraordinary rare example of spontaneous written language creation. We'll probably never know for certain, but I'm satisfied with the evidence for this claim to hold my belief. Also, reverse boustrophedon is a crazy way to write.

Did a lot of good work for humanity. He had a very mature approach to ending Apartheid. I wish South Africa was more prosperous nowadays, but he definitely was the right person to lead when he did.

Died for a reason.

I cannot believe this evil, evil man won a Nobel Peace Prize. It delegitimizes the prize as a whole. I'm very glad he's dead but I'm profoundly disappointed it took 100 freaking years. Did you know he had to flee Nazi Germany? It's true! He was born Heinz Kissinger in Bavaria in 1923 and fled Nazi persecution in 1938 at the age of fifteen.

Ok fine I like furrys. Some of the hate is warranted but overall a great community.

THE GOAT. He is INNOCENT of Watergate. That was all G. Gordon Liddy's fault. I've been to the Nixon Library a bunch and their propaganda worked on me because he's the greatest president in American history. I'll have to dock him some points for associating with Henry Kissinger but he earns them right back for everything else he did in office. I liked when he fought zombies with Kennedy, Castro, and McNamera in the Pentagon.

I think it's beautiful that humans love music so much. What a way to express and feel emotions.

Made for a fun headline and an iconic picture, but was otherwise overblown and disappointing.