Stitch
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Hi my name is Stitch and I rate birds.
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11/3/2026She's iconic but she's not even a Robin she's a thrush.
11/3/2026Everyone's mean to her and for what reason? She's perfect and I'll take no slander.
11/3/2026We love a comeback!!!!
11/3/2026It conquered Australia what else is there to say.
11/3/2026I really don't think I'd last against this in battle. Afraid.
11/3/2026Scared of it.
11/3/2026The Barred Owl isn't really helping the "Who/Hoo" jokes of owls here as it quite literally asks "Who cooks for you?" all the time.
11/3/2026He's not very green now is he.
11/3/2026 · 2 commentsIt's more of a blush rather than a true red... but let's not split too many hairs here unlike the Green Heron he has at least some sort of red hue to him.
11/3/2026An aptly named bird where there's cows there's this thing. I can't really fault her she found a niche and stuck to it but her name is more focused on her accompanyment than by anythiing of her own merit. Sorry queen.
11/3/2026Kind of a tryhard but you can't outclass the iconic look of her let's be real.
11/3/2026Bit of a mean name isn't it.
11/3/2026More like quoth the raven never-bore! This goth queen lives up to the hype.
11/3/2026They sound like if you were squeezing a regular crow really hard.
11/3/2026Charmed that thisi thing is a shorebird but I have a distinct memory of it being in the middle of nowhere in the gravel lot of a children's soccer field. May be my favoritie bird.
11/3/2026Got my hopes up because I thought I heard a warbler.
11/3/2026Kind of intimidated by it.
11/3/2026Unsure if this thing is as much a Massive Asshole as a Blue Jay but she's kind of iconic looking. It's the white eyebrow for me.
11/3/2026Though not a brilliantly plumaged bird this guy lives up to its name. It really does say "Pee-wee" and I think that's great.
11/3/2026I feel a little bad rating my boy BAEA so low because it's not his fault that it's a symbol of a facist country but my greatest beef with it is that it doesn't credit RTHA with its voiceover in movie roles. Who the fuck does that?
11/3/2026Really gets the short-end of the stick here because the Bald Eagle in film continues to co-opt its iconic call. Truly an unsung hero of our time, she's iconic, gorgeous, and good at her job.
11/3/2026Found out only recently these are in no way shape or form native to the continental US. The Ring-Necked Pheasant also known as the Common Pheasant actually has a historic range throughout Asia and can be traced to the Qinghai–Tibetan plateau in southwestern/central China some one miillion years ago. While this phenomenal bird would normally be a 5 star for me I have to deduct a star for its invasive status, through no fault of its own.
11/3/2026It's everything to me
11/3/2026 · 1 commentThese guys love to eat absolutely decimated squirrels in the road and I find that pretty great. Worry about their choice of dining location, though.
11/3/2026Sounds just like you'd expect an owl to sound like. Nobody does it like GHOW.
11/3/2026I admire their tenacity and determination to be Massive Assholes to all of the birds in the neighborhood but at the same time they are Massive Assholes to all of the birds in the neighborhood.
11/3/2026Heard it singing really loudly when I went to get my mail. Was pretty great.
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