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Deadly SinsRanked · 7 items

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Urinary tract infection
Urinary tract infection

not cool, it burns when I pee.

11/5/2026
Sloth (deadly sin)
Sloth (deadly sin)

It can be nice being lazy. Middle of the road sin.

11/5/2026
Greed
Greed

worst sin get the fuck out of here

11/5/2026
Anger
Anger

Wrath could not be found. One of the worse sins. Can be fun but ultimately does not feel good and I do not like when it truly takes hold of me. Pretending to be angry is a lot more enjoyable to me than true anger.

11/5/2026
Pride
Pride

Very appealing. Feels grand. I like it in myself more than others. One of the better sins.

11/5/2026
Gluttony
Gluttony

Fun in many instances. I would say it is among the better half of the 7.

11/5/2026
Lust
Lust

amongst the 7 it is by far one of the best. Very enjoyable.

11/5/2026
Envy
Envy

Envy wishes it was as cool as the other 6. Barely any fun to partake in. No upside.

11/5/2026
Moth
Moth

I feel a little bad for them when they get confused

11/5/2026
Fang
Fang

Love those, they feel good in my skin

11/5/2026
Lion
Lion

dont care much for it, overrated

11/5/2026
Mashed potato
Mashed potato

Top 1 thing

11/5/2026
Music
Music

it's music to my ears

11/5/2026
Fascism
Fascism

no thanks

11/5/2026
Equals sign
Equals sign

honestly flawed symbol nothing is truly the same as something else in my humble opinion but hey why don't you put two things on this hypothetical metaphorical imaginery scale and let's compare them for a moment together. A little romantic turning of the mental cogs with my fellow thinking beings now is that not a good worthwhile thing to take part in. Simultaneously though, they do say "Comparison is the Thief of Joy", but I think: not to someone like me, no. To me comparison is more like a vehicle of joy. Let me take my joy and send it through a little rollercoaster see how it holds up. Honestly I've changed my mind now. Let's put that simple, easy to read, well-known symbol between two or more things and admire the consequences of our mathematical claims as our cells decay.

11/5/2026
Flesh
Flesh

I love mine and others' flesh prison. Yummy

11/5/2026
Human
Human

Lowest return on investment the earth has ever seen. We'd be better without them at the same time they are cute and funny sometimes.

11/5/2026
Green bean
Green bean

higher gustative potential then given credit for. Lather them in butter after cooking them to a perfect tenderness and make love to my mouth.

11/5/2026
Green
Green

Universal colour of vegetation and stuff.

11/5/2026
Soylent (meal replacement)
Soylent (meal replacement)

What could it be made of

11/5/2026
Fish and chips
Fish and chips

now we're talking

11/5/2026
British people
British people

They kinda speak nice. Not a big fan historically but can you blame common folk for the doing of their Monarchs.

11/5/2026
Marquis de Sade
Marquis de Sade

This guy would have loved setting boundaries

11/5/2026
Sadomasochism
Sadomasochism

Yes

11/5/2026
Medical fetishism
Medical fetishism

I have a friend who loves this. Not my favourite fetish but I do have to admit it's a pretty good one.

11/5/2026
Alien abduction
Alien abduction

Yesss take me but suck me into the ufo super duper slowly so I can enjoy looking over the horizon for the last time before my inevitable abuse and lobotomy.

11/5/2026
Bloodletting
Bloodletting

We should start practicing it again I bet it feels good as fuck.

11/5/2026
Biting
Biting

bite bite bite bite hip hip hip hip

11/5/2026
Estrogen
Estrogen

skin soft

11/5/2026
Sharp-nose garden eel
Sharp-nose garden eel

These guys know what's up. Just chilling down there looking elongated.

11/5/2026
Structure fire
Structure fire

very neutral on this I cannot help but feel that from a safe distance, it would be nicely warm, and that the sound of the structure slowly burning down could be quite beautiful. Hopefully no one is inside. I don't feel bad for the structure though, we can build more of them.

11/5/2026
Human rights
Human rights

would be decently cool if they were real

11/5/2026
Dyke (slang)
Dyke (slang)

one of the best words

11/5/2026
Artificial leather
Artificial leather

no no no no no fuck you stupid peeling microplastics disgusting bullshit worthless piece of trash

11/5/2026
Leather
Leather

it warms my heart and more

11/5/2026
Queer
Queer

indeed

11/5/2026
Food
Food

yes please

11/5/2026
Internet Archive
Internet Archive

Top 2 things ever

11/5/2026
Porridge
Porridge

depends if it's a porridge day

11/5/2026
Lesbian erotica
Lesbian erotica

If Maslow knew anything this would be the first floor of his stupid graph

11/5/2026
Stained glass
Stained glass

big fan

11/5/2026
Cockandballtorture
Cock and ball torture

cognitive behavioral therapy

11/5/2026
Sexual intercourse
Sexual intercourse

Very uncreative way to have a good time, personally ascended to gayer activities. Might partake once in a while

11/5/2026
Glass brick
Glass brick11/5/2026
Same-sexmarriagein the…
Same-sex marriage in the Republic of Ireland11/5/2026
Sand dollar
Sand dollar

Would make a great fidget

11/5/2026
Gossip
Gossip11/5/2026
Nazi Germany
Nazi Germany

not very kind, cool uniforms though

11/5/2026