SamWinchester

Would love to have some one day

Can't recommend it enough. Everyone should be possessed by a demon at some point. The one inhabiting my body got me a pretty high-paying, cushy job. Make sure you ask for Vapula at the summoning circle. Just be careful. He doesn't like being called Vapeula, don't ask me how I know this.

Terrible. I was born wrong and ontologically evil, and there's nothing that I or anyone else can do about it

This has to be some karmic humiliation ritual for something terrible I did in a past life. There's just no other reasonable explanation for it.

Todd Smith, you've done it again, you kooky critter, you.

Phenomenal

Eunuch rights in 2026. We're crucial members of your community too

Messed up

I don't like it when things go down after they've gone up. It feels like they're lying to me and I don't like liars.

I loved when he had sweaty gay sex with Jared Padalecki in CW's Supernatural (2005.) Really shocking stuff, ahead of its time. Nobody liked it except me who was a 5 year old pervert at the time