RNGBoar

A real ass watermelon from the farm will actually make you see God. Don't buy the shitty ones from the store, find a wise old man that specializes in selling watermelons.

Greatest video game of all time. Also Nintendo's first ever freeware title.

Much to think about

Not very ideal.

Now we're cooking with gas.

Too much RNG.

Too scary

Yeah I think this is about on par with indoor plumbing and kidneys.

The tick. It gives me the ick. Bites you, makes you sick. What a dick.

Fuck the pyramids, play this shit to the aliens when they come to Earth to really show them humanity's greatest achievement.

This is me.

It's no indoor plumbing.