Punkxgod

Shoutout to all the pear

When my friend had a kid I kept calling myself a Biuncle, because I thought it just meant I was an uncle who really likes Bionicles. It took a while for me to realize that’s not what a Biuncle is.

Oh, you mean Frankie’s sister?

I tried to recommend this for a movie night with my girlfriend’s friends and it was NOT well received. To be fair they were all in the right.

Damn, this guy fuckin sucks!

I literally do not care what I’m putting into my body. Fill ‘er up doc!

This is really cool until your family starts getting concerned and talking about sending you to rehab.

We wouldn’t have the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles without it!

Why did we stop throwing shoes at politicians. We should bring it back!

Conceptually a good idea, awful in practice. I’d rather get hacked than get another email.

Why don’t we have one of these yet?

I’m just glad they stopped before they got the Freedom Tower too.

Those things make an evil sound.