Poopenfarten

Low key kinda gay

You can really tell they just tried to cram as much of these in as they could. Some of them really get sloppy, and the devs end up just neglecting 99% of them anyway

Owwie it makes my pee pee hurt

Gay ass

Fuck this app. It drains battery so fast for doing so little.

hehehehe penis hehehehe

Awful horse, absolutely washed, I lost 50 bucks because he was projected to win the Breeders' Cup (2026) but this washed up bum of a horse can't deliver.

He was a fucking horrible investor

Made his horse a senator. Probably the wisest senator on the council.

It's a beautiful man, truly beautiful, dare I say the most beautiful. They tell me "Donald J. Trump, he's a beautiful man" and I say he truly is a beautiful beautiful man.

He has a nice mustache

"R" as in "Robert Loggia", truly a guide for a generation. He would get 5 stars, but I had to wait a long time behind him at the airport