Pernicus

military genueous and he lived to 102.

badass and had an insanely interesting life

once in a while, no more than that or you get annoying

none of us'd be here without cum

my dad had one with a lizard print on the side

remember the guy from steel is heavier than feathers? what he looks like now will SHOCK you

makes the world go round. i hate it

better than what came before, but hopefully something better will come after

they bring shame to their namesake, which is a well known and quite fine fruit

aura

good if you can rise to the occasion

ill advised but ever tempting

caused by some bad bad hombres

when someone says there will be cake, you generally hope it isn't this

love to hear it

the anti-mishima. glad hes been translated into english

just so lovely for trees and foliage

seems bad til you think about how it used to be. thank you toilets

must be seen to be believed

i thought i saw a UFO once but it was just this

illusory

pretty much every unexplained noise is just this

smelly but effective

it's perplexing that he looks like that. but its awesome

triumph of human prowess. not even ants are doing shit like this

the gym he founded will not let me cancel my membership because it says I have "an outstanding debt of 0.00" fuck you andrew holder and your name sucks

we should all be so lucky

come play my game i'll test ya

probably better to give than receive

contrary to the title, it's quite important to me

he had some pipes on him

im sure there's some fun stuff to do there, but i doesn't look much like a crab at all

they should be called the pet shop grandpas nowadays

elite typeface

the earth is beautiful, all around the globe just lovely and open your eyes

Eat your greens, especially broccoli

gets better and better

Was probably a laugh

Usually a wanker who thinks they're better than you. Which is bad even if it's true

Goes hard

No better than the others, but not half bad

Cocksoldiers... And their postwar stubble

Killed my cat molly

Gaylord

Undeniably one of the big two.

If you liked tofu, hold onto your socks because this one melts

Kind of the default for most animals

The enemy of good

Ancient faps

Did you know the vast majority of tortoiseshell cats are girls?

He could spin a yarn

Bombed my country and called it "operation menu". Spiritually fat nation

Better than orange juice

Oft misused seldom needed

the enemy of all endeavours

My favourite teacher at the school of hard knocks

As unpleasant as it is important

it's good we're trying at least

beings of near infinite potential

unnervingly small individuals, who nonetheless have big hearts and boundless imaginations

I'm sweet on it because I don't have it

there'll be phantoms, there'll be fires on the road, and a white man dancing

has a kick

wish i studied this at school

he was a momma's boy, like me

TYBG TYBG

has its place.

they can secrete cool stuff and bad stuff

the results speak for themselves. thank you general giap

I'm cambodian and i don't really like him. he didn't do a very good job

not so good when it happens to you

give it a squiz

nobody understood dialectics better

gets a bad rap

not all that bad

I've heard he's the cousin of death

all men are brothers

Sometimes your head must rule your heart

ARGGHHH

they are killers of men

humans do it in small groups, large groups, or alone. humans mostly do it for a short while, but sometimes do it until they die of exhaustion. worth checking out music if you are a fan

me llaman el desaparecido

I have my own principles. I don't want to live a life trampled underfoot. Do you think I'm some stinking beggar? I waited three years, waiting for an opportunity. I fight for every breath, not to prove myself. I lost everything, and I will take it back

when me and my sister were high once she saw one of these on tv and got scared. she said it was "crab level" (as scary as a crab)

if you see one buy him a cold somethin

how should we still live on, even now, when life is but a beggar's ragged gown on which every day is sown a new patch of pain?

don't let anyone tell you otherwise

one of the most livable cities in the world. i called it home for many years

you can tell why they call it canola oil nowadays

very good word

it's dog eat dog

the apple never falls far from it

hard to find but you have to look for it

it seems bad

makes life worth living

rip david berman

oooh i know i shouldnt but i just love it

they should call it leggy cos of all the marching n that

it really hurts

all you really need to be doing when it comes down to it

A mixed bag

I know it's an unpopular opinion but I quite like him

ive always been lazy. i prefer other people to arrange things for me.

i liek la follia

តន្ត្រីដ៏ពិរោះ

ruined some of my best copper

sometimes it's all just a load of this

my favourite autarch

I shot someone with one of these and it went through them and hit their dad

i smoked someone with one of these once