PercyVader

Love him or hate him, he played the hand he was dealt

Comparable to religion in that it was necessary to get us to where we are now, is now no longer necessary, and yet in lingers because it’s easier to keep around

If you condensed all the most boring moments of my life into a single day, twelve hours would be spent in Clapham Junction

Nothing but respect. She gave birth to one of my best friends.

Vic Pratt Respect Button

My Dad is so angry at this guy

I'm actually good friends with the Addiscombe Pervert

I would love to see him bereft of skin

People not from London will try and endear themselves to you by shit-talking this place. They'll say all sorts of slander about this place and the people who live here. Sure, there are some critiques; if the buses are out, you're fucked, the nightlife isn't what it used to be. But Croydon has something most places don't. A heart. And a tram system.

Smells like home...

One of these things woke me up this morning. I heard a chewing coming from near my desk, I thought that maybe a rat was in the walls or something. Turns out it was just this little guy tearing apart my window frame

Unbeatable. I was born on a Saturday

I would love to know more about this topic

I don't think they're particularly funny

I'm standing here in my profile picture!

Not a fan of these but I respect that pre-industrial society would've totally collapsed without them.

I thought I was so tough for calling them Daesh back in the day

I seem to come from a Mandela-effect alternate reality where this was a defining news story but everyone whenever I bring this up nobody remembers or know what I'm talking about. I suppose it was overshadowed by the bombing at the Ariana Grande concert in Manchester but that incident also seems to have been, for the lack of a better term, memory-holed by the general population. There was a huge spike in terror attacks in Western Europe between 2015 - 2018 that seem to, ten years on, have amounted to nothing at all outside of the individual tragedies. Even Islamophobes don't seem to care, and have mostly ditched terrorist concerns in favour of panicking about 'grooming gangs'. Who remembers ISIS?

I love this kind of thing

Foundational

While I do recognise the historical need for spirituality, I also think humanity has now advanced beyond its usefulness. I do genuinely believe that magical thinking is holding us collectively back, and I apologise if that’s not a popular thing to say aloud.

For one reason or another it has become cringe to describe yourself as a rational thinker or a skeptic, likely due to Reddit’s influence, but I do genuinely believe that having a rational and evidence-based worldview is one of the most important and crucial traits one can have. Being able to change your mind is good!

I had a dream last night that I accidentally wandered into an Olivia Rodrigo concert. Luckily, a few of my friends happened to already be inside. Due to the fact I have no idea what Rodrigo looks like, or what her music sounds like, the dream concert was cut off quite quickly as my brain was unable to conjure up any more details

I think the ready availability of clean drinking water in millions of homes is humanity’s greatest achievement

A few years ago I threw up in the street and a passerby gave me a bottle of water. I didn’t drink any because I was afraid he’d poisoned it, even though the bottle was obviously sealed. It was a really small bottle

When I was 13 I believe that the men in black (the real ones, not the ones from the movie) were going to find me and kill me due to my Theories

Nothing that bad has ever really happened to me in my life, of course there were adolescent troubles, bullying, but nothing that’s left any lasting trauma to speak of. I think that, due to the relative ease of my life so far. I have developed a crippling fear of being tortured in the future, and part of me really believes that I will undergo the worst human suffering imaginable before I die as a sort of karmic balance.

I’m really looking forward to seeing how the rest of this guy’s life plays out

Really loved this show when I was a kid, and badly wanted to be on it, but now I recognise its insidious role in normalising Richard Hammond

Never forget what they took from you.

My wife!

I knew about 9/11 advance-knowledge conspiracy theories before I even knew about 9/11

Odious Little Freak

Those stuff is old, that they came up with that so fast and never changed it.

I like the guy's little smile in the picture. He's so happy to be sharing this moment with her

It's like air to me

He said my Dad had mental issues. Glad it's coming around

The Human Smear

I am in love with this man’s unique point of view

Very important to me. Not sure why the associated image is a vampire emoticon

I know they’re mad we can differentiate green and orange hues

Horrific for everyone involved, and to make matters worse, infused an entire generation with the “British Bulldog Spirit” and convinced them they are invincible

I’ve always believed that nobody had committed suicide without some doubt in the lead-up and some regret in the moment. The idea of having a change of heart in the moment after it’s too late always haunted me. No idea if my assumptions are true but they’ve probably helped steer me away from that sort of thing. I watched a lot of Looney Tunes growing up so suicide has always been a bit of a punchline to me. It is funny to tell an enemy to kill themselves

Enemy of Humanity

Not my cup of tea

You seriously have to be a moron to be into this crap

I wish I could do something to stop this happening. I suppose it’s just one of the facts of life we all have to accept

This is a core part of what I consider my identity

One of the most fascinating activities we can take part in

Diarrhoea

I think this guy did something

Hey buddy. Watch this 🖕

I am very badly addicted to this game and its mods. Once a year I remember how much I love this game and if ruins my life for the next 3-4 months

Just awful

Curious…

Happens too much in my line of work…

So delicious

Top 1 Foods

Sorry

Michael Jackson Popcorn GIF

Yum!

I'm friends with some of these people

Very important to me for some reason

A natural part of the human experience. Doesn't mean I have to like it though

Luckily all things are temporary

I love the Simpsons more than any other TV show I think. It's a shame 80% of the series is worthless crap

Anyone else into this?

Thumbs down

Spent most of my childhood using one of these

Very deeply flawed on pretty much every conceivable level. However, I am from here

Wow !

One of my main weaknesses

Buy most of my stuff in these

Fascinating country with a lot of interesting history. Would rate higher but it's still a nation-state

Is this the essence of humanity? Or just something weird?

This guy is a complete pig; ugly inside and out, enemy of humanity. One of the few people in the world I can truly say I hate.

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