PanicJazzHands

He unsettles me

Catnip for neurodivergent cozy gamers. Minus half a star for Sebastian

Not my cup of tea

Doesn't roll off the tongue like "beating a dead horse" does

Good whistler.

Ow.

Easy to get lost. Can come in cool shapes.

Don't really practice what they preach most of the time. In dire need of introspection.

Cringe

Gets a lot of bad PR. Needs a mascot of some sort.

A lifesaver for those in need of a fire after a shipwreck

Fun to kill in video games

She could have just written the damn books and stayed beloved but bigots are incapable of not spewing filth. Also, British.

Yowch!

Objectively the best hair color.

Alleged pedophile. Can't even use the attempted assassinations as political fuel because they were done by republicans who hated him. Sad!

She gets one full star because I bet she makes her husband miserable by shunning him at public events in front of all those cameras

Very useful for when we need the names of people to sacrifice to the sun.

No joke here it's just a horrible thing for all involved

The whole world at the touch of a button and Mankind squanders such a treasure with every grok prompt

Hated by Skull Face. Confusing to those not familiar with its many quirks

Where is this gallant warrior now? What adventures has he partaken in that we may never learn of?

A landmark group of musicians. Unfortunately British.

Can't believe my base are gone man

Good for a general overview. Poor at observing specifics.

Hungry

Excellent lawyer. Terrible at DIY home renovation

My condolences

Favored by Dracula. You have more of it in you than you think. Cool color

I dislike the sensation of falling so half a star

Quite good. I enjoy them at any time of day. Do not constrain yourself to societal concepts like "breakfast"

Interesting that I got the Japanese bondage page before this one. I feel like this should be first.

Powerful entity. Controls the tides. The god Rher in disguise?

Would be so funny if it happened and 99% of Christians found out they were boned

Very tasty. I wish I had some right now

Bad ruler, worse mom

Big fan of the one in Hollow Knight Real ones don't make funny sounds, so 3 stars

Not good with rope. Looks cool. I wouldn't want to be upside down like that, though.

Lacks the mystique of vampires. Savage strength and ferocity do not fully make up for it. Concerned about shedding.

Just a buncha little guys and gals

Very useful. However, too many bones.

Good at making spaghetti. Very clingy.

Meh.

Yikes!

Don't have it Skill diff

All hail our bathroom overlords

We never should have stopped sacrificing people to this

The folly of man on display for the world

I miss it so much

Amusing when performed by clowns and jesters, not so when by rulers and politicians

Nah A man of my size would need to drink too much to have an effect Inefficient for large alcoholics

An excellent way to dispose of a rival

Quite nice

The drink of degenerates

Would be 5 stars, but a similar old lady wiped my party in curse of strahd so I'm afraid my rage influences this rating

Corporate bootlickers that pretend to care about their constituents. Their only saving grace is that their opposition is cartoonishly evil in comparison

Witchcraft is cool so these guys were pretty lame for doing this honestly

Fun when you're doing the betraying. Common amongst eunichs and various other shifty individuals

Can be tasty. Saved my ass after wisdom tooth extraction

Distasteful. Unfortunately still commonplace, often disguised as something else

I dont get it but it makes some people happy so 2 stars

Can be too long if you dont sleep enough at night Refreshing otherwise

I enjoy being warm so this is great

The wizard guild and the warlock syndicate both say this is bad, so it really must be cool as hell

Can be comfy, but at times are too small for tall people to lay down on. Good place to find loose change.

Ideally not made from dogs

A component of purple, which makes it not as good but still good

The color of royalty. And some grapes.

It's bad.

Name is too long.

Very pretty in autumn.

Overrated. An essential song for any social event with white people involved

Hmm. No.

Has funny characters like wario and toad. However, it is also litigious and against emulation.

A crowning achievement of science.

Can range from very expensive to not very expensive. Many sizes. When will they make a shoe that grows as you do? This would be an improvment on many levels.

Cartoonishly amusing. Clever individuals can use these to foil their opponents before they even begin.

Temper this with action, lest you always be waiting for prosperity instead of seizing it.

Depends on the crime

Helpful in decision making. Beware of schemers.

Back then: a dire affliction, leading to dehydration and death. Today: An unfortunate occurrence, sometimes self-inflicted via Taco Bell consumption

Failed at being a martyr as well as failed at being an actual patriot. A man who used others and is now used in death in turn.

Wrote a song about not wanting to go to work. I relate to this!

Has a cutoff, be sure to learn something as soon as possible. The real life examples of those who did not were... unpleasant.

Yikes!

An unlikeable individual. Has the ability to turn his skin red on command. Perhaps part lizard?

Proof cryptids are real and live amongst the common folk

More like Henry Kissmyass

What joy this brings! A life devoid of this is no life at all.

Look at those eyes. The face of a man whose very essence has fled, and only the hollow shell remains.

Kinda seems like a waste of good rocks. I bet some of those would make for nice benches

Not a fan of their movie. A great boon to any garden, however, so only half a star off.

Half a star because it made me root for the capitol police against civilians

Imagine your death being used to sell novelty hats and t-shirts while your wife immediately moves on and takes over the movement you championed to little effect

Ugly art style. However, it does make people mad sometimes, and that can be funny

For mankind to be good, evil must be known and turned against. Unfortunate but necessary to avoid stagnation and complacency

All things must end. Perhaps we will have advanced jackets to keep from catching a cold from this

A vital ingredient in chocolate milk, and best served like revenge: cold.

Not perfect, not even great, but something to strive for regardless

I am told that this is an effective projectile weapon in some parts of Spain and various comedy clubs

A terrible affliction. How much more must Humanity suffer?

I was given a plastic one to take care of in school and I did not like it. A real one logically must be worse

Maybe tornadoes would stop moving if we stopped sending adrenaline junkies in vans around to chase after them

Has a nice smile. Pisses off republicans. What's not to like?

Expensive. Plus one point for being able to go quite fast at times

Unenjoyable.

For when you want to be obnoxious in getting someone's attention. Very awkward if you attempt when your nails are too short

A waste of a good pot. Would be better to use such a large cooking implement for a stew or soup of some sort

Many varieties for this one. Perhaps too many. Has food gone too far?

A lumbering titan of the internet, its form now completely unlike what it once was. A shambling chronicle of corporate enshittification.

Very cute. Unfortunately, its most popular representative in popular media is not an accurate portrayal of the animal.

Amusing when observed amongst your foes, debilitating when you yourself are afflicted by it

Imagine turning traitor because you love racism and slavery too much Then losing

It makes sounds that work well in conjunction with other things that make sounds

Beware of flooding. Excellent in moderation for crops

Can be viewed as half complete, or half destroyed. Provides an insightful view on a person's inner monologue

Useful for when there is no recourse for dealing with adversaries wielding absolute power, less useful when there is a line at the grocery store when you're in a hurry

Five stars because somehow many republicans are enraged by it

Be wary when using, has a tendency to get into your eyes and blind you

I don't know what this is, but it looks like a cool bug

Useful for early development of civilization. Beware of religious fervor causing crusades

The shape displeases me.

A monopoly, but one that exists because all its competition (barring GOG) is preoccupied with shooting itself in the foot for short term profit

Loyal, and can be used for many things, such as transportation, mountain rescue, and squirrel chasing.

Much better than confined jazz

An iconic video. Unfortunately, these children are British.

An enjoyable fruit. Can be turned into many things, such as bread, or pudding.

A tool that can be creative or destructive. Must be managed for optimal use

Not very good.

For the weak willed who can not fuel themselves with vim and spite for the world

Fun to crush underfoot. Their lamentations fuel my ambition

A useful implement, but what if the cup does not fit?

Pairs well with existential dread and anxiety

An imperfect, weak machine. I crave the strength and certainty of steel. Boobs are nice though

Helpful when paired with disdain. Useful when you want to let people know that you are repulsed by something

I like my friends. A great boon when you have enemies

Mixed bag. Excellent when inflicted upon your enemies but unfortunate when allies are afflicted by it

If sarcasm is the lowest form of wit than farts are the lowest form of jokes

One of the only jobs were I advocate for the complete dismantling of all unions and intense psychological screening for each applicant

So good we're gonna eventually end up having wars over it

I like bread, I like chocolate, so this is nice

An essential part of any human torso

Kind of a fake fan since I can't name all of them but hey I think they're neat

Deadbeat dad if real

Bruh I'm a dude and some of the shit we get away with is crazy we gotta get the girlies in on this

Imagine having no capability for self reflection whatsoever so you blame an entire half of the population for your virginity

Minus one star because it'd rather kill me than be friends with me

Really good way to get out of a commitment you don't want to follow through on

What kind of loser loses two world wars in a row

The pizza of deserts

Tasty.

Its not as good as New York but it's better than 90% of the other states

The layman should not have complex opinions on such things

Very nice to have when you want to have a nice time. Half a star off because I can't drink and drive

Very yummy. I enjoy it in the winter

Yeah not a fan

Peak time of day. Only real competition is sunrise.