Pallastronomy

If nobody had me back in 2012 I knew Webkinz had me

Sitting next to my giant shelf of them right now

Large hairy toddlers who destroy and shed on your belongings and you will love them the entire time they do it

*Growls* *Eyes glow red* Heh… nothing personal kid

This is a grub and it lives in the soil

Escaped psychological warfare device

Welcome to Homestarrunner.net! “It’s dot com!”

A dubious little creature getting up to mischief. This is no good

I might be one of these idk they haven’t figured it out yet

It’s like if toxoplasmosis was a book series and I don’t know if that’s good or bad

Phase 2 soon? Please?

Kill oil executives with your teeth

What if your brain hated You Specifically

FUCK YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU

MICHAEL It’s your birthday today

Love this animal The oat

Do not go home until you have finished reading the value of e

Virtute the Cat makes me bawl my eyes out every time

God please let it be soon

Do I need to say anything else

<OH YEAH!!!!!! VERY GOOD!!!> <ONE MORE!>

Let it BaNG!!! Gonna blow your ass!

I’M THE PURPLE TELETUBBY AND I DO WHAT I WANT

ROCK OVER LONDON ROCK ON CHICAGO WHEATIES, BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

You were ahead of your time Captain.

Get fucked

Genuinely one of the reasons I’m still alive. I love you Revue Starlight you are so dear to me.

Oh the treachery Every single person is my enemy

Genuinely one of the artists with the heaviest influence on my body of work

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast n’ bulbous, got me?

There I am Gary! There I am!

The body is round