Otterman

I preferred Definatly Maybe over (What’s the Story) Morning Glory?

I feel like people overhype oases. Unless you regularly traverse the desert without water for multiple days I truly don’t see an oasis being anything more than a nice change of scenery.

Top 5 fruits however never put this thing in a smoothie unless you want to taste nothing but banana.

huh? wha?

Hey can you look after my plutonium-239 for 24,110 years? Make sure nothing happens to it.

It would be rude if i didn’t.

Tried to book a two week holiday. When i called about the no return flight policy, RyanAir put me on hold for 3 hours and were incredably rude. Had to cancel my plans and book a trip to Dubai instead.

I just think it’s the most optimal. Sort of a 2 cakes situation.

W public transport. Would be 5 stars if I didn’t have to wait 50 minutes for one every day.

Nodding to the lyrics as if i genuinely know what’s going on.

Contrarians will tell you that child murder is “good” or “underrated”. I am not a contrarian.

Overrated. You either get the “obsessed with 1 thing” autism or the “I can’t touch silk” autism and I somehow got both.