Orb_Roybison

obnoxious.

The only thing worse than having a job.

The known-you seed company developed a variety of these called a Bobby Musk Melon, which is widely available in India, and if you ever get a chance to eat one you should absolutely do it. Changed my life. Best thing I ever tasted. Still think about it regularly.

Surprising influential. Really changed the world.

1000% the best animal. Can't even get rabies because their bodies are too cold.

These are crazy. Among the coolest things in the world. Put them on every roof and hat.

The yardstick for happiness.

Yawn.

I guess he looks kind of like a guber? Maybe not enough to justify the name. Only two stars for that.

Meh. It is what it is.

Honestly these things fucking suck. Think about what you could do with all the land we give to these dumbasses.

If you eat subway sandwiches every day you will lose 400lbs but also become a child molester... real frickin monkey's paw situation.

What happened to these?

ew.

The answer.

Cat's little sister in 10 Things I Hate About You: I know you can be overwrought, and I know you can be underwrought, but can you just be wrought? Iron: Yes.

How many stomachs???!!?

Teehee

Idk man I just feel like this metal was probably discovered by Nazis. Maybe we should stop using it for stuff?

S’up shorty

Unquestionable proof that Anglo-saxonism is nonsense. No culture that considers smearing turd around yourself with thin paper a better option than this has any claim to superiority or, frankly, a right to exist.

Dr Oetker successfully created and marketed the first frozen pizza made of papier-mâché, and honestly it isn’t terrible.

Bees know what’s up.

I don’t like having this, but when it goes away I experience considerable emotional distress.

David Baddiel is a step in the right direction from David Gooddiel, but probably we should be thinking about David Cuntdiel.

Abuseman

Inviting you all to imagine an alternative timeline in which bicycle technology became more popular than internal combustion technology. I’d argue perhaps the greatest invention in history. Does anything else convert energy so efficiently, elegantly, and pleasurably?

Why do I have to have one of these now to have a bank account? On that note, why do I have to have a bank account?

Honestly I would rather not.

wasteman

In a world full of supplements that promise to make me less tired, these are one of the only things that make me feel immediately better. Also they are delicious and beautiful and sometimes have pearls.

Lost my virginity to this. Nutted to the low bass at the end of Blagoslovi, dushe moya, Gospoda.

Refuse to believe this man's skin is made of skin.

I think that maybe I will be in a state of rewatching Mad Men for the rest of my life.

History's Greatest Monster :)