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Fender Jazzmaster
Fender Jazzmaster

My fantasy guitar. I've dreamed of Jazzmasters, and hope to soon buy one.

11/5/2026
4
4

Very solid number. I hear it is unlucky in Japan? Which is a shame. The number 4 has many characteristics which I think make it very useful.

11/5/2026
Equal temperament
Equal temperament

As long as we also include versions that go beyond the 12 tone scale.

11/5/2026
Bass guitar
Bass guitar

2 strings less than the guitar and somehow 10 times better, the bass is a noble instrument, in spite of the efforts of bassists all around the world.

11/5/2026
Electronic music
Electronic music

Within electronic music, a world of wonder and mystery awaits.

11/5/2026
EarPods
EarPods

Disgusting. I hate these! Always gross with ear wax, and uncomfortable too! Find the designers of these abhorrent devices, name them, and shame them!

11/5/2026
Wallet
Wallet

I keep a photo of my parents, a printed photo of an Ampharos with a motivational message, an ace of clubs, and some lucky coins in mine.

11/5/2026
Soap bubble
Soap bubble

I remember as a child being utterly mistified by these. One of the simple wonders of the world.

11/5/2026
Cookie
Cookie

Every once in a while, even I cannot resist the temptation of a good cookie.

11/5/2026
Original character
Original character

Why not? Let the youngsters express themselves.

11/5/2026
Soil
Soil

Grabbing a handful of moist, fresh soil and smelling it is a joy that very little can match.

11/5/2026
Clanker
Clanker

Reject superficiality and embrace your fellow man! Take these acursed cyborgs, and cast them to the wind! Begone!

11/5/2026
Toe
Toe

Can't feel mine anymore, but crucial for the technique I have developed for writing using my feet. It would be so hard to hold the pen otherwise, where it not for the humble Toe.

11/5/2026 · 1 comment
Fleetwood Mac
Fleetwood Mac

When they had it they had it, one of the most perfect bands on earth. When they didn't have it though? Boy, they sure didn't have it.

11/5/2026
Nine of Swords
Nine of Swords

Only when you recognize that you are in a nightmare may you gain the strength and understanding that will let you wake up.

11/5/2026
The Tower (tarot card)
The Tower (tarot card)

It is only through destruction that change can occur. It is scary, but sometimes, it is needed.

11/5/2026
Butterfly effect
Butterfly effect

A perfectly valid and sound mathematical concept explained with the dumbest metaphor possible. Ain't no damn way stepping on a butterfly during dinosaur times causes Mongolia to never exist. Within the confines of math though? Pretty banging.

11/5/2026
Family
Family

In my moments of deepest struggle they were there for me. Be it family by blood or by experience, they are what keeps me going.

11/5/2026
Mole (sauce)
Mole (sauce)

Banger when done right, and great even when mid.

11/5/2026
Club Penguin
Club Penguin

In retrospect a pretty alright experience for youngsters on the internet. The subscription model was not ideal and the pressuring of children to to use real money to buy coins for items is also terrible, obviously, but compared to what passes as kids online entertainment today it feels so hands off with its monetization. It is a shame how things have developed.

11/5/2026
Dehumanization
Dehumanization

Too many forces today working towards normalizing a perspective that cheapens the value of humans for the sake of material gain. You must never allow yourself to forget the comradery of strangers.

11/5/2026
TerreThaemlitz
Terre Thaemlitz

Midtown 120 Blues was the first time I consciously went out of my way to hear a house album. I had heard house before but didn't know what the term meant, couldn't identify it, largely avoided engaging with it. I was very poor at the time and couldn't afford to buy much of anything but a friend insisted this was an album worth hearing at all costs. I ended up downloading it from a random blog, which upsets me, but it was the best I could do. In a single listen it convinced me of the importance of the movement and of the validity of the music, it made me a house fan, and taught me a lesson I will carry for the rest of my life.

11/5/2026
Diet Coke
Diet Coke

Tasty? Yes, but the source of so many health concerns, I was forced to abstain permanently. To bathe in coke and drink it every day must remain but a fantasy, lest I rot my teeth, and fall over.

11/5/2026
Pear
Pear

A personal favorite, I used to eat these every day as a kid. Underrated by fruit fans for sure.

11/5/2026
Apple
Apple

Often reliable and always welcome, the humble Apple is one of the best fruits.

11/5/2026
Gopnik
Gopnik

When I was younger I had never considered the idea of squatting to rest my legs. It was only after learning of the Gopniks on the internet that I was introduced to the concept. Squatting is actually very healthy, and way better for your back and legs than sitting cross legged or on a chair. Thank you Gopniks!

11/5/2026
Mounted police
Mounted police

I don't see the point honestly. If it's somewhere with rugged terrain that makes sense I think, hard to get a motorcycle or a bike uphill, but I see them sometimes in regular towns and cities. Just a huge smelly horse, standing in the way. I've never seen them dismount either, so I think it's just for show, but for who? What fool is scared of horses?

11/5/2026
Cold
Cold

In the right place, the cold can be majestic. It doesn't clear warm, no shot, but I think there should always be a place for cold.

11/5/2026
Goat
Goat

One of my favorite animals. I love their eyes, I think they're so cute! Their little horns as well. They are so tempermental and always look like grumpy old farts, I think that's just the best.

11/5/2026
Mexico
Mexico

I love México I live there.

11/5/2026