Normal Guy

An unlikely friend.

I like cheese in all its forms and presentation. Cheddar? Amazing. Mozzarella? To die for. On a wooden board? Don’t even joke. Straight from the fridge drawer? My personal preference.

I love snacks a lot. Even if they open the door to over indulgence. What’s the harm in a little extra happiness? I love the diverse options too.

The apex creature of my heart. Intimidating yet warm. Elegant yet berserk. Violent yet undeniably loving. The animal of all time.

Life altering

Not a personal favorite but if she’s bad she’s bad. Fur or flesh.

Paradise. Hanging out with beautiful women & having bad motives in life.

I love gossiping so much! Of course, nobody gossips about me. Right? Why are you whispering amongst yourselves?

Ideal career path

I don’t wanna smell like asscheeks so I appreciate it

Inspiring aura

Let me crack Arthur

Yeeoooowwuchhhhhh! Not good!