MystSL

I wish they didn't include shows or anime that aren't movies. Half the top Letterboxd "films" are just not films. Also started the trend of one-sentence joke reviews.

Look, the lowest rating might seem harsh, but there is literally no upside and even imagining it is agonizing. Saw a comedian once describe solving testicular torsion as "untying earbud wires inside a wet plastic bag" and the thought makes me shudder.

I'm genuinely addicted to this. It's in almost everything and it's like I can't live without it.

Tastes wonderful but you really gotta be in the mood, or at least I do. Really juicy so you want something to wipe juice from your mouth. Never seen the "seeds grow in your stomach" glitch but I imagine that shit would be a deal-breaker for some.

Look, it's fun and versatile, but it really struggles in more competitive settings.

Genuinely would pick this over actual poker nine times out of ten.

Good exclusively in social situations, otherwise the downsides are severe including costing money and damaging your organs.

Always wanted one of these. They've got some problems but really they're pretty important throughout history.

The best art form.

You are insane if this isn't one of your favorite beverages.

Mint Mobile kind of sucks and he's really not that astounding of an actor. The joke of men thinking he's attractive lost its luster a long time ago. He's okay enough as Deadpool.